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Beware of cunts bearing gifts Monty
but best of luck I honestly hope you get what you want.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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I am wary. What if IT'S A TRAP?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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I doubt it will be, but from what you've said about this she devil in the past
she may have an alterior motive. You aren't dumb though so I am sure you will be fine.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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She probably wants sex.
I got a fairly pervy text off her a couple of weekends back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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if you were to boff her would that have a positive or negative effect on securing your daughter?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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I will never boff her ever again.
Short term: positive
Long term: disastrous
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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look forward to the Monday update.
Best of British.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Play it
with a straight bat (so to speak) and see where it leads. Stay well away from the pervy stuff as it will likely end in tears.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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It sure will - my cock's fucking huge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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haha
goes without saying!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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Nah, j/k
I'll keep everything crossed for you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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Thank you, old bean.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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Paranoia tingling here
But maybe lay off the narcotics so that your piss'll be clean, just in case she comes armed with a lawyer and a pissjar.
Highly unlikely, but she's a proven cunt...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Unfortunately
it'll take more than a couple of days for my piss to come up clear - I was face down in a plate of Doogies at four this morning.
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