at least your eyes are open the same amount in most photos
I look like a one-eyed drunk most of the time.

either that or I look like I'm bellowing like the guy from 300.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

THIS IS B3TA!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

THIS IS EXETER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

doesn't quite roll off the tongue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

see what I mean though
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I wasn't even drunk at that point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do see what you mean
perhaps you smile more with one side of your mouth than the other?

Compare some of my monstrosities though, and you'll see why I'm hoping desperately that I'm just unphotogenic, rather than actually looking like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I think it must be that my camera smile is lopsided
to set your mind at ease, you are not hideously ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

some people do just smile
with one side of their face. Especially for cameras, so it looks less like they're grinning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Since Sonipshere I have been going for the serious rock face and gesture more often.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)