Phwooooarrrr!
I wouldn't mind 'breaching' your 'restrictive covenant', love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

watching the same happen to Lampito in her films not enough for you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I am INSATIABLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Doing the same to Lampito
isn't enough for him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Well she's 'broken' now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

This is true facts
I couldn't walk for a couple of days.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

That's me.
'Love'em and leave'em (split like a ruptured pea pod)'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it's very tightly drafted
so can accommodate both major and minor breaches, although the bigger the breach, the bigger the damages award.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Don't....stop....

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

*get's 'the gush' like a sad faced, freaky clown*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

who is the geyser and who is the clown
in this scenario? i have lost control of my own metaphor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Both are me.
Plus, metaphwwwooooaar more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

oh god
i have reduced the charming, beautifully spoken, cultured monty into a "sun" reading white van driver. why do i always bring out the worst in men (some of whom are pretty shit to start with)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It's your Northernness.
It has corrupted me from within.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

it's the only explanation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

so are you both saying
that northern girls are filthier?

i've lived half my life in cheshire/yorkshire and half in london, so i win either way. unless you don't take being filthy as a win, of course. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Well, I am as filthy as they come
as I'm generally covered in excrement.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I couldn't possibly say, due to complete ignorance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

lies!
i detect backtracking.

and you, mr vipros.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I can say with complete honesty
that I have never mated with a Northern.

Upon my honour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I can also say this
also, that post I linked earlier, the poster has responded, angrily.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I fear I have exacerbated the situation now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

many people don't seem to grasp how you can get some good, clean, simple fun
from being a terrible pedant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's the sport of kings, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

what I find particularly amusing
is that each individual who gets worked up about it seems to think that it is a personal attack.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

In fairness, it is becoming one now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

on your part.
I don't care enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

i'll be back around midnight
i'll leave the french doors open for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm going to have to
send my Euphemism-ometer in for repairs - it just overheated, made a funny noise and has subsequently blown up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that's the longest way
to describe "ejaculation" that i've ever seen, well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I aim to please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

my open french doors
and i will take you at your word
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I wasn't thinking of that sort of corruption
I have no idea either. The northernmost I have ventured, conquestually speaking, is Reading, or possibly Swansea, which either is more northerly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Northern girls are more vocal about filthiness
Filthiness = WIN.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

but they say it in their dreadful accents...
much better to hear someone well spoken encouraging you to give it to them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Oh I have to agree here
A well-spoken lady talking dirty is hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

It's not that good when you have a loud voice
and you're having cocktails with someone easily embarrassed.
Like Kitty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)