The one I saw
Was a guy, in basque and stockings and a very unconvincing wig, having two german dominatrixes push three fists inside him.

If that was you, then sorry about the wig comment, and may I comment on how rubbery your clit looked waggling away down there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Monty doesn't like it when I let it swing free
I tuck it up, generally.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

'does it hang low
does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?'

Oops meant as an edit. Original song anyone?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Also
Testicles, or bulbous *ahem* labia majora?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Like elephant ears
I can occasionally use them as a fur-lined scarf.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Oh now I've definitely seen your work

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

AND YOU LOVED IT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I have to be in the mood for it though, y'know?
Some days I just want a bit of lezzer action, other days I just can't be sated without some ultra-hardcore anal-legging. So, for those other days, I thank you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I was classifying some images
yesterday of some hardcore "footing".

I've got an image of a rather large toy too, I'll upload it for you!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

classifying images?
Sounds a lot like what I do most weeks... what for?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

www.recon.com

Isss where I work esse.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Right click-open in new tab
*sees the title and hastily closes tab*
Gotcha!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

What was the title?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

"Recon - photo profiles for gay men"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Might be an idea to label that NSFW

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Can't blame the boy.
If that's where he works then to his mind, there must be little that is not SFW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I now have visions of you
folding up your ladyflaps to use as ear muffs. I think my brain is broken...
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Like a sweaty deerstalker

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Exactly so
Not so much sweaty as just...moist, though.
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Good moist
Or Bad moist?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I don't know, you'd have to ask Lampers!

(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That is magnificent.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)