urgh
we finished at 7am and didn't manage to do even one cray-zee or funny or violent or sexy thing that i can lie about on this week's /qotw, we just talked total shit for 10 hours straight. i've been lying in bed ever since staring at the ceiling trying to get to sleep... still all i have to fit in between now and going out tonight is the gym, so i'll live. how's everyone else?

ps: some charming child is standing right in the hall outside my door screaming "hurry up mummy hurry UP I NEEEEED A POO." i hope she fucking does hurry up...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What did you finish at 7am? Drinking?
And don't bother with the gym. It's a lovely day. Go for a nice walk and have lunch with the Saturday papers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

drinking and a bit of monty's finest
i can't, i inadvertently missed last night as i accidentally got too drunk with work friends. might take the resurrected ipod for a walk along the river afterwards though, good idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Alcohol and MASSIVE DRUGS
And you are still planning on going to the gym?

Fool. With pity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

and no food
even a cereal bar is making me feel a bit sick. as is the state of my flat. still, tonight is cinema and dinner, much much more civilised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Get a better cleaner if your flat is a state!
What film are you going to see?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

ha no
it was lovely and clean until last night. now there are winebottles and glasses etc everywhere.

don't know yet, i'd probably pick 'scott pilgrim' but the boys will probably want something deadly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Scott P
ilgrim is ace. I didn't get to the toilet in time and have just vommed pon the bathrrom floor. Fucking hell I have to deal with that shit now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You are pure class mate. Pure class.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i'll be ok aftervs hower and spluiff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this is probably me being a girl
and therefore slightly more bothered about this sort of thing than boys. but.

why not clean it up BEFORE posting on b3ta?! the longer it sits there, the nastier that shit is going to get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

it smells bad
gonna do it now
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That isn't you being a girl.
It's you being normal and not a skanky sick-stain loving Arsenal supporter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Have another pint before tackling it - a hair of the dog will make it easier to face.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

ach
i don't know whether your suggestion or his description is making me gag more!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

that was vile
done it now, rigjt off for a shower so have a good one today folks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

According to this post you should have been on the Calpol instead of the bolivian
www.b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post869733
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

i used to love calpol
when i was a toddling swipe. don't remember hallucinating though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I might have a bottle tonight.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

put it on ice
actually i have some random pink vodka based italian liqueur that i bought in grenada (bet it was made in britain after all that) called 'x-rated'. looks exactly like calpol, now i come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)