Morning Internet.
What a great start to Saturday.

Despite going out to the pub last night and getting completly bongoed, I awoke this morning at 7 feeling a fresh as a daisy. So far, I've been for a nice walk, been to the caff for a full english, washed the car and done all my washing.

All that is left is for me to do is to have a shave and make a plan to go to the pub before football.

When did you last have a unexpectedly hangover free start to the weekend?

Alt Q: What makes you awesome?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:23, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What makes me awesome is my brain.
I've suddenly understood everything we're doing in chemistry, 5 weeks before finals. I was able to work out what type of metal was used in the production of a salt, given how much the metal weighed, the time it took to produce that amount of metal, and the current running through the cell.
I did a little happy dance and everything. So yeah, I'm pretty fucking pleased with myself at the moment.

Also - I don't drink very often so most weekends are like that for me! :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Congratulations
On having an awesome brain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

ta.
sorry I know it's shit to brag but I have struggled with this area of study (being electrolytic and galvanic cells), so suddenly having a brainwave is really really super nice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I was up at 7am too although I was in bed early last night.
The most awesome thing about me are my breasts.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

All breasts are awesome.
What makes yours the best?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Because they're mine silly.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

And who am I to argue with that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

As you do not have your own breasts you cannot argue at all.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

BGBs boobies
Are always the bestest.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I agree most whoreheartedly ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

nothing
i'm a hairy bastard
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Have a shave then.
Morning Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

my head huurts and the temptation to misuse the razor would, i fear, be too great.
I need juice.
morning jtdf
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I feel like shit :(
I woke up at 6 and couldn't sleep, now I really have to get up I magically am knackered. Such is loife :(

Alt Q: Nothing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

change your name to Knives Lampito
for invincibility and an extre life
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

if I'm anyone, i'm Roxy
chubby, mental with punchable boobs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I'm all like "Hello, my name is Paul, and I have an idea for this website....."
and then KAPOWEEE, it's implimented, no matter what I wanted to do ! Natrually I don't want to do anything impossible, or out of my remit, like recreating Google. But I'm happy knowing that any idea I've come up with, it's been totally KAPOWEE, implimented.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

slight hangover from switching off cider and on to red wine.
Going to be cooking pheasant today. Nom.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I don't think I've ever not had a hangover
when I've been due one. Sometimes they're maybe not as bad as I thought they'd be, and that's as good as it gets. Fortunately last night I had a smoke instead of a drink so I'm feeling great, which could not have been said had I polished off the bottle of wine I've got in the fridge.
Alt Q - I am a master of science and of cake. I think that makes me fairly awesome...
(berk, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I am awesome because I've just made a big batch of veggie chillie for my mum.
I love my mum.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

If you made veggie chillie with your breasts your awesome factor would be immense.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Washing...........
that reminds me.

Well today I phoned up the bank and transferred £700 odd quid to my landlord (rent&deposit) so I'm feeling skint. Nevertheless I intend to march down to John Lewis and buy a duck feather/down maximum TOG duvet as I've been feeling the cold lately.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

My winter duvet is off to the dry cleaners next week.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

So they can remove your 'special' stains?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

If in special you mean B3tans that used it when I had my bash......
Then yes.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Err, yes. That is definately what I meant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Winter duvet
You posh bastard.

Duck down duvets are full of win, and down, obviously. I am writing this from underneath one and there is simply no fucking way I'm getting up for at least another hour.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

What is posh about having a winter and a summer duvet?

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

It's as posh as fuck, but probably good practise.
Posher than sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
I just sweat my balls off under my million tog duck down beast, because I never had enough money to buy the one that came as 2 seperate duvets that clipped together when you required that extra winter warmth. It would techically have been the same duvet though and obviously not as posh as having 2 seperate ones.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I very rarely pay full price for anything like that.
I keep my eye out for a bargain.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

urgh
we finished at 7am and didn't manage to do even one cray-zee or funny or violent or sexy thing that i can lie about on this week's /qotw, we just talked total shit for 10 hours straight. i've been lying in bed ever since staring at the ceiling trying to get to sleep... still all i have to fit in between now and going out tonight is the gym, so i'll live. how's everyone else?

ps: some charming child is standing right in the hall outside my door screaming "hurry up mummy hurry UP I NEEEEED A POO." i hope she fucking does hurry up...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

What did you finish at 7am? Drinking?
And don't bother with the gym. It's a lovely day. Go for a nice walk and have lunch with the Saturday papers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

drinking and a bit of monty's finest
i can't, i inadvertently missed last night as i accidentally got too drunk with work friends. might take the resurrected ipod for a walk along the river afterwards though, good idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Alcohol and MASSIVE DRUGS
And you are still planning on going to the gym?

Fool. With pity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

and no food
even a cereal bar is making me feel a bit sick. as is the state of my flat. still, tonight is cinema and dinner, much much more civilised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Get a better cleaner if your flat is a state!
What film are you going to see?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

ha no
it was lovely and clean until last night. now there are winebottles and glasses etc everywhere.

don't know yet, i'd probably pick 'scott pilgrim' but the boys will probably want something deadly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Scott P
ilgrim is ace. I didn't get to the toilet in time and have just vommed pon the bathrrom floor. Fucking hell I have to deal with that shit now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You are pure class mate. Pure class.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i'll be ok aftervs hower and spluiff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this is probably me being a girl
and therefore slightly more bothered about this sort of thing than boys. but.

why not clean it up BEFORE posting on b3ta?! the longer it sits there, the nastier that shit is going to get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

it smells bad
gonna do it now
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That isn't you being a girl.
It's you being normal and not a skanky sick-stain loving Arsenal supporter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Have another pint before tackling it - a hair of the dog will make it easier to face.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

ach
i don't know whether your suggestion or his description is making me gag more!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

that was vile
done it now, rigjt off for a shower so have a good one today folks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

According to this post you should have been on the Calpol instead of the bolivian
www.b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post869733
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

i used to love calpol
when i was a toddling swipe. don't remember hallucinating though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I might have a bottle tonight.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

put it on ice
actually i have some random pink vodka based italian liqueur that i bought in grenada (bet it was made in britain after all that) called 'x-rated'. looks exactly like calpol, now i come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

No hangovers
so every weekend is like that. I got up much later than usual though which was actually quite nice.

Alt Q: I'm just awesome all round. Apart from feeling a bit grubby at the mo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

hello lady
why are you feeling grubby, got any gossip??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I wish
I'm just grubby because I got up late and haven't yet had my morning shower.

The only gossip I have is uninteresting real-life stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

oh well at least that is easily
fixable. the other sort of feeling grubby is much harder to drink away!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

very true
back in England soon though and there'll be all sorts of opportunities
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

they're all the same anyway
england or anywhere!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I am being completely retarded today
I poured orange juice in my tea this morning instead of milk. In my defence they are both in cartons, albeit completely different colours. I drank it anyway to teach me a lesson.

Then I just opened my wallet and my cashcard wasn't there. I started to panic thinking I'd left it at the bank earlier, which was now shut. Then the ATM i was standing at beeped and spat my card back out. I should go back to bed before I hurt myself.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

That's rather special,
well done!
( CowJam, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I've got a massive penis

( broadsword, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

that's a coincidence
i've got massive breasts, which is better?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

\obviously
Breasts. If attached to a hot girlie. Or not. Just breasts.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I haven't had a hangover in nearly 2 1/2 years
Nothing makes me awesome, I'm really rather dull.
( CowJam, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Awwwww!

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Urrrgggglhhhh where do I start
Seem to have told a lot of close friends exactly why they're cunts on facebook and told everyone exactly what I think of my best mate's fiancee. This has happened before but I doubt I'll get another chance with my old mates now - I'm too much of a wildcard. Already been consipuously uninvited to two weddings this year. I'm going to ignore the one local friend I know is going to phone me today for drinks because I'm pretty sure he came on to me recently and I don't count myself as homophobic but I can't deal with that. This is all fucked up. Woke up having lucid repeating nightmares.

Maybe a trip to the cinema is in order. A good film on the big screen works wonders. There's an unlimited "40% off any ticket" voucher on the odeon website people; just to distract from whining here about shit public school mates.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Is "The Other Guys" worth watching?
How does it compare, in terms of light comedy, to say "the 40 year old virgin" or "Police academy 3"(both excellent films)?
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You seem quite happy to say things you possibly shouldn't.
Can't you have a word with your possibly coming on to you mate to say you're not interested?
( CowJam, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Yeah
I need to speak to him and go over what happened and explain why it's freaked me out and also explain that if he is gay (as all his other friends have thought for a while - I think he's a virgin) then that's cool and I'll keep it secret if he wants, but please try to pull someone who's not an old mate of ten years who strictly likes breasts. That's the sensible route. It'll happen in time - I never keep things like that bottled up for too long. It is possibly a character flaw that I'm suicidally honest and far too open with everyone I even slightly become friends with.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 21:09, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)