The last seven days.....
Seven things i learned in the last seven days.

1. I'm madly in love with someone.
2. The grass is fucking greener on the other side.
3. Not every gay man would want to "Do Me".
4. Moving house is very fucking expensive.
5. Natwest bank are cunts.
6. I have to finish with my girlfriend.
7. Women do really squirt.

Let's hope the next seven days are as eventful.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 16:51, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So you've been playing away from home then, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

And he's batting for the other side.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

And fucking people in a High Street bank, and the bank don't like it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Well no, not with their reputation.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

So......
You fell in love with a gay man, who informed you that he doesn't want to have sex with you and that as your bank manager for your Natwest account he cannot justify extending your mortguage to allow you to buy a very expensive house as you've already spunked most your cash on conducting "research" into wether women squirt or not?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yeah', OK mate, lovely.
Anything good on telly?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:36, Reply)