My car was fine until some stupid teenager with a brain of the size normally reserved for a gerbil
decided to reverse into it. The complete bellend saw me pull up behind to drop my wife and youngest off at school and yet he still decided to whack his tatty little van into reverse without first thinking to check his mirror. Actually the car is still fine, but his van isn't.
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should have hurt him.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

The look on his face was karma enough for me, especially as he had
a young attractive female colleague with him.
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Slit his throat with your short sword...
...and throw the young lady over the bonnet of the white van.
It's in the highway code, you know; under 'spoils of war'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)