'sokay, I understand, as long as I can still come 'round for christmas dinner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My local pub just sent me a facebook invite for christmas day.
I think I go there too much.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I think 'swipe said I could come to hers, you can be my Plus One if you want on my RSVP.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

i'm in jamaica
for christmas day, you can come to that if you like?

on the downside, it means entertaining my 4, 3 and 1 year old nephew/nieces. who get pretty excited about the whole christmas thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I've just started to like my nephew,
now he is 18 months old, can say a few words and most importantly kick a football.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

i absolutely adore mine
often most of all as i am just leaving their house!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

They are fab for a few minutes but I do like giving him back.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Not really much of a downside for a trip to Jamaica.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

he'd also have to share a room with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

If they wanna stay behind I'll share the room.
I could sell your pants to Chompy for a ridiculous amount.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

who wears pants on holiday?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

bravo Miss swipe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

i suppose accountants might do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Is that what Chompy does? or is it an elaborate cover.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

how the hell would i know?
i was just thinking of very dull people who might be the exception to the commando hollywood rule. accountants came immediately to mind. with the obvious exception of the lovely colonel (where is he today anyway???).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

No idea who the Colonel is so I cannot help you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

colonel dracula
everyone knows him surely!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

What about my see-through sarrong thing and my speedos?
I hate showing my body to people, I have a really nasty scar that makes it look like my stomach its a bum.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Have you told Santa they'll not be at home?
That's VERY important.

(It was to me when my folks took me and my sister away one Christmas and we both pretended to be ill so we could stay at home so Santa wouldn't forget about us).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

so this sister, older? younger? hair colour?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Older.
By 3 years.

Married with 3 kids. Blonde.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

boooooooooo
A ginger Jeff with tits, Phwooar!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You'd fucking love that.
You Internet weirdo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Where's the Kleenex?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

You disgust me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

smooches

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Come on Spurs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Spurs

Jeff's face
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You STILL disgust me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I win this round

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You are the evil genius.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Congratulations !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Do you care about her "very deeply"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

No.
Do you think I'm Bert?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'm just gonna point out here that was what I was implying when I said Congrats.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You're wasted here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Yeh', that sounds good, I'd be up for that.
Are you flying out from London City? Is there smoking allowed in your Leier?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

flying out of manchester
in the nice upstairs bit on the virgin planes. no smoking on the plane but i'd have thought there would be some pretty good smoking available once you get there!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Oh wow ! Yeh', I'd be well up for that.
Give it another 10 years and I reckon you'll be going with Galactic rather than Atlantic, two hour round trip.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That would be totally sweet
I'm really looking forward to all that stuff taking off (fnar fnar).
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

There is something they've not mentioned, which I think they've missed a trick here, is selling them ala private jets.
If someone has no quarms with spending £20m on a jet, I don't think they would have that much spending, say, £50 on a space one.

I don't know about the regulations involved on them though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)