Sit like a huffy bastard
Who's fucking idea was it to make the person whose birthday it is buy cakes for the rest of the bloody office? What sort of ridiculous reversa-logic is that, anyway?

Cunts.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We do that at our place too.
Doesn't make sense.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Like bringing sweets in for the class
in primary school
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

not allowed to do that anymore or bring in cakes or anything without informing the parents in writing
first and getting permission.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You're joking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Have you seen how fat kids are now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

It must make picking your victims easier?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It's much harder for them to run away.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

plus by the time he catches up to them they will be sweaty and out of breath
which is how he likes them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

last three schools I have been placed in had the same policy.
It's very gay but liability is liability.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

What liability?
If kids aren't supposed to eat cake/sweets then they shouldn't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Quite.
Surely lactose intolerance/nut allergies/gluten intolerance are just god's way of telling these kids that they can never enjoy their birthdays?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

allergies etc. You would be surprised how much health and safety type of crap there is to learn.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Either way.
When I was a kid, if I got told not to do something, i'd not do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

See I would do it straight away no hesitation
I pushed my luck as a kid. I am the only person I know to have been sent home from playgroup.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You are going to hate the mini-yous
when you start teaching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I am remarkably patient with kids. I know I was a terror but my early childhood was a bit special
so I was never gonna be a normo. I get more annoyed at children who just don't try stuff than the naughty kids as the naughty kids at that age are developing very quickly and you can work with that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

There are a number of things that wind me up about my job
but the idea that I should buy a bunch of semi-literate chimps presents for MY fucking birthday is right up there.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)