I’m having TGB for lunch because she is delicious and lovely.
I’m ‘quite good’ at loads of things but excel at none, sadly, save ‘being a cunt on the internet’.

DJing
Playing guitar
Acquiring arcane and pointless knowledge
Being supercilious
Namedropping
Eavesdropping
Horse droppings
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you forgot about ze drugz

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Doesn't rhyme with 'opping'.
I'm a kind of C-grade polymath, as I see it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Pill-popping?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Hip-hopping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Show-stopping

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Body-popping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Razor-stropping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I think you won.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Only by default

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

DJing doesn't count.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

...because it's just a noise?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

No cause the turntables do the work you just change the record.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

If you have ever seen a shit DJ you know that what you are saying is bollocks.
Fair enough, the technical aspect of DJing is a massive piece of piss* compared with playing a musical instrument, but the part that not so many people can master is the selection of records and the development of themes etc throughout a set etc.

Your argument is as specious as that decrying practitioners of electronic music as without talent. If your point was valid, anyone could be a good DJ.

Once again your argument is demonstrably nonsense. Perhaps that’s what you are good at – talking shit?


*I am excluding pure turntablism from this because I am not great at beatjuggling etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I am perplexed to find myself agreeing with Monty against Bobby
but he's right. Even if beatmatching and scratching are unnecessary in your field (as they are in mine) the matter of song selection is still a skill that many would-be DJs do not possess
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I know fuck all about DJing to be honest I was just trying to coax a little bite out of him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Please, don't stop on my account

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'm just enjoying angry Monty today. I tried DJing once, didn't care for it.
However I appreciate the skill involved if you are any good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

beep vehicle reversing...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I do that when I win a big pot in poker just get all the chips in the crook of arm
and slowly pull them back going beep, beep, beep. It really pisses people off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You'd be amazed how many people I've seen fail at DJing metal
On the basic assumption that "I love this obscure Norwegian black metal band, therefore everyone else will too"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

you changed all that after I had posted.
Are you going to do this after every little dig? Cause I am learning stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Aww
Also congrats on the news I see on the popular page!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

the release of Lampito and Monty's new film?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Massive fancepunch anal drug party 3?
no. The other news.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

My life gets better and better at the moment.
All I need now is for Bowie to die and I shall attain enlightenment and ascend from the physical plane to Nirvana.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You do realise that if Bowie dies there will be a plethora of Bowie retrospectives playing on every radio in the world.
Not to mention films, documentaries etc
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

And endless threads about him.
Better for you he just lives well into his 90's gumming mashed up drugs and thinking of better days.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

It'll be well worth it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, but you're rubbish at cracking on with unsolicited pop quizzes.
It's almost like you see sorting out your future with your daughter as being more important.
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sorry!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)