I'm hungry, what's everyone doing for lunch?
Alt Q: What are you good at? sports, singing etc?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:25, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm good at everything
I'm having the weekend for lunch LOL I'm Monty!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

LOL!
It's funny 'cos you're not actually Monty, but a slack-vagged Badger.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Needs moar drugs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I dunno if I like you enough to let you get away with constant poor attemps on old jokes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

This makes me sad
More so because I was going to make the Monty and weekend joke until I saw you already had.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ha! Too slow and lame!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This seems a mostly accurate summation these days
My brain's going to mush from doing so much nothing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Then go out and do stuff!
How's the job hunting going? Are you even looking for a job? MOst people seem to be it seemed like a safe bet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Job hunting ain't going great
Got a no from two big companies last week. Got a few other jobs to be applying for, which is this afternoon's task. Going out and doing stuff is somewhat hampered by broken car.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'll sell you my car
it's awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Do you still have the Marina in the garage
As well as the Audi?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

No I sold the Marina
Now I have to sell the Audi. Sadtimes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

What?
Massive sadtimes. I only got my Civic a few months ago. Bit annoyed that it needs fixing already.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I am average at everything
terrible at nothing
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Ethnic cleansing
Answers both questions.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

fun for the whole family

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I only do it for the kiddies.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Furious Onanism
I'll let you decide which question that answers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Is it singing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

You are dining on the issue...
...of the 'Furious Onanist's Bukkake Party'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Toasted ham sandwich
Alt Q: I'm a jack of all trades and master of none. I'm alright at writing, and I'm very good at whisky

And I'm stealing Monty's 'supercilious' also
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Two rare steak and mushroom sarnies - NYOM!
A banana, blackberry and apple juice smoothie and a cup of coffee

Alt Q: Depressingly, I cant think of anything.... Errr, getting up lots in the middle of the night to sort out children without actually being dead through lack of sleep. I can do that quite well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I shall spend this lunchtime watching the prostitutes across the road ply their trade
alt: I think my cooking is pretty ok.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

how was Stephen Fry?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Very good. He did about 2 hours.
Mixture of answering questions that had been submitted on twitter, talking about how he ended up in entertainment instead of teaching and did a great piece about Oscar Wilde.

One thing that I hadn't known before is that he is an excellent mimic - his anecdotes about Peter Cook were extremely funny & made funnier by his impressions.

I am still waiting to see if my interview with the Evening Standard has been printed or not - can't see it online.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's good
I wasn't aware he did stuff like that. I might see if he is in Bristol ever.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You should.
Tickets weren't cheap mind - £55 each for decent seats
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Worth it to see him though, he is utterly charming and self deprecating
I just want to hug him. In a non prison movie, reach around way.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I'll have a sarnie for lunch.
Alt: I'm pretty much rubbish at everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Then you are great at being rubbish!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Wow! I'd never thought of it like that.
I feel ten foot tall and bullet proof all of a sudden.

I'll be walking tall this afternoon!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Go and get that Great Dane you wanted then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Consider it fucked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Good lad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Pot noodle and banana.
I am highly skilled at quickly finding marijuana in towns/cities/places I have not visited before.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Which Pot Noodle?
the only one I ever found to be edible was the chicken and mushroom one
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I am trying the 'curry' one...
...but have just opened it and it smells vile. I can only imagine the addition of hot water will make this worse.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Update.
Truly vile.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You don't say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

And I could not even imagine a suitable wine.
Today is going from bad to worse.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I’m having TGB for lunch because she is delicious and lovely.
I’m ‘quite good’ at loads of things but excel at none, sadly, save ‘being a cunt on the internet’.

DJing
Playing guitar
Acquiring arcane and pointless knowledge
Being supercilious
Namedropping
Eavesdropping
Horse droppings
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

you forgot about ze drugz

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Doesn't rhyme with 'opping'.
I'm a kind of C-grade polymath, as I see it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Pill-popping?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Hip-hopping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Show-stopping

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Body-popping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Razor-stropping

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I think you won.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Only by default

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

DJing doesn't count.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

...because it's just a noise?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

No cause the turntables do the work you just change the record.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

If you have ever seen a shit DJ you know that what you are saying is bollocks.
Fair enough, the technical aspect of DJing is a massive piece of piss* compared with playing a musical instrument, but the part that not so many people can master is the selection of records and the development of themes etc throughout a set etc.

Your argument is as specious as that decrying practitioners of electronic music as without talent. If your point was valid, anyone could be a good DJ.

Once again your argument is demonstrably nonsense. Perhaps that’s what you are good at – talking shit?


*I am excluding pure turntablism from this because I am not great at beatjuggling etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I am perplexed to find myself agreeing with Monty against Bobby
but he's right. Even if beatmatching and scratching are unnecessary in your field (as they are in mine) the matter of song selection is still a skill that many would-be DJs do not possess
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I know fuck all about DJing to be honest I was just trying to coax a little bite out of him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Please, don't stop on my account

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'm just enjoying angry Monty today. I tried DJing once, didn't care for it.
However I appreciate the skill involved if you are any good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

beep vehicle reversing...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I do that when I win a big pot in poker just get all the chips in the crook of arm
and slowly pull them back going beep, beep, beep. It really pisses people off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You'd be amazed how many people I've seen fail at DJing metal
On the basic assumption that "I love this obscure Norwegian black metal band, therefore everyone else will too"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

you changed all that after I had posted.
Are you going to do this after every little dig? Cause I am learning stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Aww
Also congrats on the news I see on the popular page!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

the release of Lampito and Monty's new film?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Massive fancepunch anal drug party 3?
no. The other news.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

My life gets better and better at the moment.
All I need now is for Bowie to die and I shall attain enlightenment and ascend from the physical plane to Nirvana.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You do realise that if Bowie dies there will be a plethora of Bowie retrospectives playing on every radio in the world.
Not to mention films, documentaries etc
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

And endless threads about him.
Better for you he just lives well into his 90's gumming mashed up drugs and thinking of better days.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

It'll be well worth it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, but you're rubbish at cracking on with unsolicited pop quizzes.
It's almost like you see sorting out your future with your daughter as being more important.
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sorry!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Tuna, mozzarella, spring onion, spinach, cherry tomato and watercress salad
Alt Q - DJing, incontrovertably. I can dance but that's more through practice than talent. Mental arithmetic, although not so capable as I was before I discovered drugs and alcohol. I know quite a lot about films and can argue most humans to a standstill via the medium of them becoming too bored to persist. And wanking. I know it's obvious and unoriginal, but it's also painfully true.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Well Bobblehead
You are having some homous and carrots for lunch and you are pretty good on the drums.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

u
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

lnch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

*sniggers*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

racist

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Unfunny cuntozoid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

miserable vagina monster

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Again, you're on the list of not being funny enough to keep harping on about my vag
LAAK are just about there. You are not.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I know better than to mention it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I had to retract some of your privilidges after the facepunching
It's the only way you'll learn
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

-sigh-
I should have left it at Chompy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Punching Chompy will earn you more privilidges

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Chompy was the first one I punched!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Is he going to DGs bash?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
Possibly. I'm not too sure I have that much reason to punch him again though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm sure one will arise

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

If it'll make you happy...
I probably won't do it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm nonpulsed either way
You can't beat maths though,

Lampito+Booze=Facepunch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Lampito + Booze = Terrible Mistakes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

best of all the algebra

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I intend to sex you this time.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

join the queue

it's very short
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I don't think that constitutes harping on about it
Besides when did hostility equate to humour. You're about as funny as cancer.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Ouch!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You're about as funny as Bert

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

cutting

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Which is what I imagine you'll be doing later whilst
listening to My Chemical Romance and lamenting your internet fail
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Not tonight sweet cheeks, footballs on,
no self harm for me. Besides I find Beyonce best for self mutilation.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Would an internet fail be a real life win?
I'm not 100% sure on that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She pretends she hates me Gonz but when I marry her I'll tame the beast.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Cancer took Jade Goody so I won't hear a word against it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I don't understand all this wanton internet hostility
In what is after all A FOOD THREAD FOR THE FAT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Pull up a pie and have a go, fat-boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Internet pie, best of all the pies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

youtu.be/rKXTnUSyH9o
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

^what is this, Belgian Youtube or something?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Dunno don't have sound at work
just found the song I wanted. I hope?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Why does food equate to fat?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The drums make the noise
You just hit them with sticks, therefore you are bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I see what you are doing here...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You are right of course.
I just trust those listening enjoy the noise they make when the sticks I hold hit them. I like it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

A can of Dr Pepper
and my new shoes.

Alt: I'm not that good at much things, more average. I'd say I was good at fucking things up :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Ahhhh, now we have something I'm good at!
Fucking things up - I'm the fucking master at that!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

don't eat your new shoes :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

They're pretty.
Can't wait to take them for a test drive. They're just black short boots but they're cute.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

The only thing I'm good at is art but I haven't done any for a very long time : (
*hits self with brick*
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

The tate modern would probably pay you a lot for a video of you hitting yoruself with a brick
You could call it "Tribulations of a solo soul through the impassive medium of brick"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

For my end of year show I had a video of an ex SAS soldier hitting me across the face.
It went down well.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Hmm
A new neighbour pops round next door to introduce herself, chats to the mother, and notices three kids.

She asks the first one, a little girl, "What's your name?". "Rose." "That's lovely, do you know why?" "Because when I newly born a rose brushed against my head."

Then she asks the second, another girl, "And what's your name?". "Daisy." "Ooh, that's lovely too, why?" "Because when I newly born a daisy brushed against my head."

Finally she asks the little boy "and what are you called?" "BREEZEBLOCK!!!" *belms*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

A variation
A mother has three children. Rose, Petal and Wardrobe. One day Petal approaches her mother and says "Mum, why am I called Petal?" and her mother replies "Well, when you were a baby, a petal floated in through the window and landed on your pillow". A few days later Rose approaches her mother and says "Mum, why am I called Rose?" and her mother replies "Well, when you were a baby, a rose floated in through the window and landed on your pillow"

A few days later Wardrobe approaches her mother and says "MnnghMnghmnngggh".
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'm quite shocked
I had a salad from Subway, and I'm absolutely stuffed, quite strange...

Alt Q: I'm good at listening, it's caring that I struggle with.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

soup
playing the guitar, that's about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Nonsense
Surfing? Growing facial hair to epic proportions? Having (mostly) excellent taste in stuff?

THAT's about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'm only average at surfing tbh
I just like it a lot

growing the beard wasn't hard, nor is having mostly excellent taste.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

perhaps you could include
being excellent at self-deprecation?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

most people probably wouldn't agree with that though ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

what the fuck am I doing?
building your self-confidence up even MORE?

Back to being mean for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I've been reminded that I am supernaturally good at the Tony Hawks skating games
on the Playstation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

all about Skate these days mate.
Might as well be good at steering the Titanic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I imagine the Titanic was a bit of a sod to steer
Or are you so good at the helm of an ocean liner you'd have just casually loop-de-looped around the iceberg?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Of all the possible realities there is not one
where I would be allowed to steer anything worth more than a couple of grand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Don't knock it
You can get a long way in a Robin Reliant
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

ah well
just have to get good at something else instead.

My l33t Quake skills are useless these days too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I wouldn't worry, you're engaged.
You won the long game.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

let's just hope my mrs doesn't get made redundant so we can afford to get married eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

As long as you have each other
and all that horseshit though yeah.

*hope she doesn't mind*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

But you're shit at sleeping
that should even it out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

yeah, that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Why Hello
MASSIVE SHITHEAD
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Begin making me glad I couldn't come and meet you
NOW!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You're sad you didn't see me and you know it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I am
it pissed me right off. particularly as the car had only been for a service and some work doing a few days previously. I can only assume that with the battery disconnected and reconnected that something went awry.

I ended up helping prune a massive wisteria. Joy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

it pissed me right off. particularly as the car had only been for a service and some work doing a few days previously. I can only assume that with the battery disconnected and reconnected that something went awry.

I ended up helping prune a massive wisteria. Joy.
a massive shithead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sandwich
Alt Q: Travelling.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Well you'll have no trouble FUCKING OFF, then
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(sorry)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Terrible bullying
that's quite alright.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

sandwich isn't enough detail
for the record red pesto homous is fucking vile.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Duly noted
Baba ghanoush on the other hand is yum.

It had ham in it. To be honest it was so bland I'd have to go fish the packet from the bin to look up the filling.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Baba Ghanoush?
Didn't he wrestle in the WWF in the late 90's?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Salad and fish
Playing videogames
Drinking
Smoking
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You forgot getting old women excited.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Regarding sports, I was good enough to reoresent the school at Rugby, Football, Cricket and Baseball, without really being particularly good at any of them.
I played bass and would have been brilliant had it not been for the poor pitch recognition and lack of rhythm.
My daughter got a karaoke machine for her birthday last month which resulted in me very reluctantly "singing" aloud for the first time since Primary School concerts.
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I'm reading this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Calvi
very interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Did you ever read Holy Blood, Holy Grail?
(That fucker who spewed out The DaVinci Code did.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

i tried to have a salad made for me in the salad factory
but got so intensely irritated with the salad dude not speaking a word of english that i left him to it and went to get soup from Eat instead. seriously, if you can't tell the difference between CHICKEN and FETA CHEESE and FRESH PEPPERS and GUACAMOLE, your english is not yet sufficient to serve customers who are ordering bespoke salads one ingredient at a time. please stay in one of the non-speaking roles in the shop and don't annoy the customers until you are a little more fluent, otherwise they will fuck off without paying, leaving you with a half-made salad containing ingredients that nobody sane would ever combine. and they won't come back. and when your salads are £10 each, every customer should be quite important to you.

thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Racist

( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)