I remember when I was on school work experience
That we put Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle sauce in the bosses cup of coffee. Quite instantly noticable though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Liquid 'acid' will not be noticed and is so much funnier.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

as opposed to all that solid acid knocking around?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Like Toluenesulfonic Acid?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Damn you Jim!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I was referring to LSD.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

do I need to belm and have a word with myself in the corner?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Go lick the window.
I have smeared it with Lysergic acid diethylamide so chances are you will talking to yourself for hours.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

stop giving me things to google!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No need - I'm already doing that for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Not everyone is a drug freak Monty.
besides - I accept your bet. What do you want to wager?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

About your degree?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

yeah I am well up for a bet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

My flat, against your kidneys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I only have one kidney so do you want to opt a room out?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Kidney plus a leg?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

If you take my kidney I die,
how about cold hard cash?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ditto copper sulphate, which is supposed to cause the most phenomenal stomach cramps
NB May prove fatal and you might later get done for poisoning
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Still.
You've gotta have a laff eh?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

"Oh, come on officer, it were just for a laff, weren't it? Last day at work an' all that"
"Ooooh, go on then, you cheeky chappie you. Don't you gettin' any more trouble now, and I'll just tell his missus it was 'er cooking what done him in."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*thumbs in braces, winks, dances into sunset*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes, but
copper sulphate is a nice bright blue, which may give it away.

Potassium cyanide may be better, although using it would probably constitute murder, which I can't really condone at 'prank' level!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)