Send her an urgent email
asking her to meet you in the meeting room for an important discussion of a personal matter.

When she's in there, seal the door and introduce Zyklon B into the air conditioning. Then turn up the heating - it only becomes active in environments over 30 degrees C, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I see what you've done here
You want me to wait in the boardroom for her and kill myself don't you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You are so incredibly stupid
that I am certain you will remove yourself from the gene pool within a year or two, without any help from me whatsoever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Said by a man who is 99% certain to be found
dead in an armchair one morning after OD'ing on massive drugs. I reckon I'll be here a little longer pal.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Quite possibly,
but you'll probably fly a kite into an electricity pylon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Possibly, however I reckon if we worked out the odds of me flying a kite into a pylon
and you over dosing, I would be the under dog.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Will she become a Reaver?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Only if she's
in that 10% of the population.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Either way
result
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Dunno
Any prank that has a 10% chance of the victim going mental and trying to eat your face off probably isn't worth the effort. But then, I am risk-averse.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

In a sealed room though
plenty of time to run away
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

It was
0.1% wasn't it?
(berk, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

^^This

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Indeed
I stand corrected.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Monty.
Don't fear the Reaver.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

R B
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

These
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Ah. I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Not very good for a polish winter then.
I suspect it still works at lower temperatures. I've never read of pre-heating the cans before use.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

WeThey packed them in really tight and waited until the chambers were hot enough before pouring it in through vents in the ceilings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Ah. I see.
I'll check my copy of "This way to the gas chamber, ladies and gentlemen." Tonight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I prefer the B side.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

The Zyklon B side.
Boom Boom.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)