I bloody love Christmas
I don't want anything in particular just want it to be a good one. With lots of friends, lots of drugs, lots of little intimate gatherings and catching up.

Actually I would quite like a new cat.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...and a kite?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:44, Reply)

With proper string.
You don't want any of that non-conductive plastic stuff, after all.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Copper wire, shurely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

don't call me shirley

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

that's an entirely different joke, altogether
*waits*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Ignore him
he's tired and emotional
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:29, Reply)

You could be waiting a while

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:31, Reply)

You're not wrong.
I think, all things considered, I shall go down the pub ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Good plan
You coming to the Spice later?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:41, Reply)

you know I have several already.
I fly big stunt kite.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Why are you typing in 'Tarzan speak'?

Or are you 'Little Plum'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Sorry I was typing with one hand trying to light a doob

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I was little white dove in the house song at school once.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)

house song?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

at boarding school you would have a competition every term where each house
would sing a song. Very gay and when we did Running Bear I had to play Little White Dove.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

this sounds like a posh children's book from the 50s

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Except Enid Blyton
rarely wrote bumming scenes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Horribly a guy in the year above me got dragged into a car on the cross country run one year
and some guys tried to molest him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:08, Reply)

How much of your school day
Was spent solving crime and drinking lashings of GINGER* beer?

*That explains so much about you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I got expelled at 15
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

You are CatBinLady
AICMFP

What pub are you going to this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Not going to my mate bens now
for massive drugs and football. We will lose I will be stroppy .
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

So are you staying in or going to the pub?
stroppy Strap-on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

staying in
for strap on action
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I want a hairless cat, but I think my dog would eat it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

THEY ARE EVIL

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:05, Reply)

only some dogs are evil

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)