Working on a presentation that one of my team should have done.
Whilst drinking cider and swearing repeatedly.

Alt: My mother; vicious cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What cider have you got?
(I will judge you, so if it's shit you might want to lie).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

I have a 6 pint keg of Stowford Press that I collected from a pub on the way home from work.
In the fridge I have Aspell's and Westons. I will confess to enjoying Strongbow on occasion too (oh go on... say what you like) but Stowford Press is my favourite.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I like Stowfords.
Not that keen on Aspells (too sweet).

Strongbow? Lets not go there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:54, Reply)

If in a pub & Strongbow is the only option I will drink it without complaint - preferable to lager or crap beer (I love decent real ale though). Magners/Bulmers is far too sweet

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Haha, I read 'My mother; vicious cunt' as if you were scared of her fanny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:12, Reply)

How do you know I wasn't! I was launched out of it after all

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Like the intro to Big Fish*
* The baby shoots out and goes sliding down the hallway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)