That is more likely if the 'slapper' has nails.
Tell ya, they are a vicious breed. I'm almost glad to be single.

Bar the lack of regular sex, someone to cuddle and talk to and someone to care for.

But aside from that. I'm well off out of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you mean
never getting the bed to yourself, having the duvet stolen, having to listen to the same shite about people you don't know and care about that they happen to work with and act as if you care, not being able to go out whenever you feel like it but always having to answer to someone else, having to spend your weekends doing things like going to christenings and seeing their parents when all you really want to do is scratch your balls and watch a bit of porn.

am i making you feel any better??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Were we married?
This all sounds so very very familiar.

Was my ex the exception or the rule?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

there are great things about being single
make them most of them, you'll miss them when you stumble back into the beartrap, imo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Apart from being able to scratch my nads and watch internet porn.
Care to list any/many of them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

independence
free time
not having to spend time with friends/relatives of the other half that you aren't so keen on
not feeling guilty about spending money
holidays with friends
spontaneity
getting a proper uninterrupted night's sleep
being able to flirt with lots of different people

ok some of them might sound a bit selfish but that's the fun of being single, it's lots of time to enjoy yourself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

You're right in some respects.
But I'm not getting any younger. And I'm no oil painting.

I'm skint and most of my mated are webbed up with significant others (or starting families).

My 'plan' at the moment, is to try and relocate. I think that'll kick-start me as I'm bored with things at the moment, and have been for some time. A new challenge is in order, especially one that'll make me go out and meet new people and have some new adventures.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

the more you worry about being single
the more it will come across. massive cliche but totally true.

anyone decent won't give a fuck if you are skint. but relocating if you're feeling a bit jaded can be a great idea. doesn't have to be permanent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Quite agree.
Career has stalled over the last couple of years, which I blame (in part) on the other shit I've had going on, and relocating will give me the chance to dedicate sufficient time to get back to trying to get where I want to be.

Relocating is my focus at the minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

from where to where?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

From Bristol
To where the best opportunity is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)