PINK!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No...that's what you'll be screaming with every blow landed by your new pink gloves.
"Pink!", you'll cry in glee as the first fist crashes into my chest. "Pink!", as the other hand delivers a crashing thwack! to my stomach. "Pink! Pink! PINK!" as blows rain down on me like...rain. My feeble plea of the safeword is lost in your maddened screaming, and the last word I hear as I slip into unconsciousness is...


'guzurnplat', cause you broke my brain.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

that's quite a detailed fantasy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Well, obviously when I say more women should hit things
I mean those things should be me.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

so just the one thing then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Hoy! How dare you call me a 'thing'?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)