utd
but i am from manchester, so it's ok!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't know if we can be pretend internet friends anymore

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

is that all we were to one another?
i'd better shred those wedding invites then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

whoa whoa whoa
cool your jets, what kind of wedding were you thinking?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

caribbean beach
followed by an almighty piss-up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Fuck it yeah why not.
Jeff is my best man. And Darth can be your matron of honour.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

i deserve better than someone
who responds to the idea with "yeah fuck it why not". you marry darth and i'll be the bridesmaid?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

What a cad he is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

works for me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Obviously not, she turned you down.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

i'll marry you instead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

good girl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

so many puns here
i can't decide which to say
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

floozy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

you turned me down

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Can I go on the hen party and the stag do?
I want to meet more women.

(I'm honoured by the way.)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

you have to wear a dress on the hen do.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

oooh.
Will it be on a Wednesday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

b3tans?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

we're the best
let there be no suggestions otherwise ;)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

evening
in my head you are all part of an evil coven.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

absolutely accurate
you will make a good lawyer!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

and I can refer you to pages
1-387 of /offtopic to prove my point haha.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I thought Old Trafford was 'just outside' Manchester?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

so is london
come to that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

I live in Bristol I can't talk

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

haha
this is true on two levels.

alriiiiiiiiiight my loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Luckily due to public school I don't have a twang
much more than two levels here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Was it not the West Ham supporters, who, when playing at home to United
Sang in the final minutes of the game..

'You'll be home in a minute, home in a minute, you'll be home in a minute'...?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

i think
it's a fairly common chant! makes me laugh though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

The best football chant I've ever heard was at Ashton Gate
When the first female lines(wo)man Wendy Toms somehow managed to dislocate her shoulder whilst waving her flag.

That'll be 8,000 people, supporters of both team chanting...

'You should have stayed in the kitchen, stayed in the kitchen... You should have stayed in the kitchen'

Wrong, yes. But funny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

The worst one I heard was at your ground
City v Rovers when Ollie was in charge.

"you're deaf, you're dumb,
you're rovers number 1"

mean
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Oooh, there have been some shocking chants in those games.
Ian Holloway has 2 deaf children.

'Can Holloways kids hear us sing? No, No...'

Awful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

my first ever game when i was 8
was just before utd sacked big ron. as he walked onto the pitch, the crowd started yelling, "you're big, you're fat, you're gonna get the sack, atkinson..." i was horrified!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

big linesman
got it when he was lumbering up and down a few years ago. topically, the crowd started singing, "we saw ya swimming in the thames..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

When the football got cancelled after Lady Di popped her clogs....
The match after (the following weekend), there was the minutes silence.

Every goal, throw-in, free-kick, corner and booking was met with a chorus of...

'It's what she would have wanted! It's what she would have wanted!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)