Yup.
She was doing charity work in Namibia, was kidnapped, held to ransom and repeatedly raped.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no words
that's terrible, and Bert is the biggest of cunts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Huh
I didn't realise the full scope of his cuntishness. I'm feeling a certain tendency toward violence at the moment.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I aged 100 years the day her letter arrived tell me about it.
It’s affected me more than I can put into words. To the point that (utterly irrationally) when I see reports of famine and war in Africa I just think ‘good – fucking die, you animals’. My rational brain is overridden by a seething hatred that I have absolutely no control over.

Kind of explains why I had such a massive problem with Bert, does it not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I think you were quite mild with Bert considering the context

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

complete explanation
right there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I don't think anyone has to justify their problem with Bert
But he did manage to take online cuntery to extreme new heights.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

This is quite understandable
How is she coping now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Pretty well.
She’s been happily married to a really, really lovely chap for some years now. Medically she’s doing fine – she’s only had to switch drugs once so far (eventually, as far as I understand it, they all stop working and that’s when you become ill and die), and she is on a fast-track career in the police and is pretty happy. Her life’s less of a mess than mine, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Good - sounds like she is cool
This is as happy an ending to this story as you could hope
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm lost for words old boy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Explains why I despise the human race, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It goes some way in that direction.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Fucking hell mate
I remember the day it first came up, it was the first time in years I was lost for words.

I'm glad she's doing well now though, that's fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Fucking hell.
That's awful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)