I'm sure I've said nicer things to you than that
you ingrate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes but you're a Catweazle lookalike from the country,
so that rather spoils the effect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

with all due respect old boy
sod off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

‘With all due respect’ is a fantastic phrase
It sounds like one is being polite but can just as well mean ‘With all due respect (ie none at all, you noisome turd)’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

you saw right through me
you noisome turd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I am really hurt by this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

splendid!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

i am banned
from putting it in letters to the other side for this exact reason.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

that amuses me
I suppose you have to assume that not all of your clients are idiots and that some might understand that you mean "with no respect"

edit: not clients I notice now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You corespond with the dead?
You solicitors never give up, do you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

when??
i demand proof!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

typical lawyer
you've had your chance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

i suppose
demanding proof is quite a lawyerly thing to do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

when did you change your sig to Kylie lyrics?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

er...
last night, i think. you are like the sig-police.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

just a curious passerby
and I noticed it while we were sort of engaged in conversation so thought I'd try and find out how unobservant I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)