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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Right, as no other fucker is going to do it!
What do people on here work as? Maybe we should get some kind of group thing together with appointed experts?

Alt Q: (For a change)
What did you have for breakfast?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:20, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm a research technician in cancer genetics
and currently a rather bored one.
alt q) yoghurt.
(berk, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I was just posting asking where everyone was.
I'm a (not very) civil engineer. Hydraulic modelling, flood defences, that sort of stuff.

toast. one piece with marmite, one with nutella and a glass of pomegranate juice.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Pomegranate Juice?
You've retaken the smug crown my friend! :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

it's not like I juiced it myself
it was on offer in sainsburys a while ago and I discovered it makes a great base for a smoothie. I couldn't be arsed to make a smoothie this morning though.

Whereas you were having foie gras on a home-made brioche for lunch. That is far more smug.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

well done on Susan Coffey
I am in love
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

This indeedy
Wow, she is amazing and I'm not one for the rusty tops
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I can appreciate the good ones when I see them
by sheer coincidence the first girl I properly kissed and the first one who I shagged were both gingers.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you're my hero
seriously
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I have known the ways of the ginge
Just not often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

thanks
did I tell you I played drums the other day?

I'm going to get some lessons off my mate once he's got his kit set up in his new house.

It was either drums or piano, and I think basic drums should be easier.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

nice touch, do you have a kit?

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

no, but my mate has an electronic one
and we have a kit for the band. Most of my guitar gear is stored at the same place as the drums, so I will be able to practice reasonably regularly.

The main thing I need to get over is being able to keep my legs doing stuff when my arms are doing stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It took me a week to get independence on my arms then about a month to be comfortable
with one leg. After 6 months all four of my limbs could work independently and then you stop thinking about it. You can keep practising whilst at work so do that too.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

that's encouraging
my mate is also a really quite good guitarist, so will be nice for us to swap within the band so he can play guitar some.

He advised me to practice stomping and beating the drum beat to Alright Now to help me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

yeah plus the intro to we will rock you will help with your foot.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

noted
thanks

I'm quite excited about it. My experience on Thursday was by far the most capable I have been on drums.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

If you're just sitting at a desk
Try tapping your left foot regularly in 4/4 and drumming along on the desk in different rhythms while keeping the foot going.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Piano is much easier
or I'd be able to play the drums, too.
(berk, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not so sure
I think being pretty decent on the guitar will hinder me learning the piano

particularly as I don't want to have to relearn how to read music.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Learning the piano will make you a *MUCH* better guitarist though...
It's so much easier to visualise modes/scales etc when you can relate it to a piano keyboard.

I'm going to start giving free, online drum lessons soon with a view to building my confidence up enough to teach properly again.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I don't think it will make me much better until I got rather good on the piano
unfortunately.

I've been playing for a good long while and my brain is set up to work scales based on a guitar neck and strings.

The problem I will have is trying to learn a different way of looking at things
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

my gf is a redhead. First ginger I have been out with. Sexy & gorgeous.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

my last two were reds
both mental. I miss them.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

mine isn't mental (most of the time)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Pomegranates seem like too much hard work for reward to me
Like those annoying oranges that leave white pith when you peel them. Bin for them and an apple methinks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

they are a pain
but I must reiterate that I didn't juice one myself.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I may try some juice then

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

get the sweetened one
unless you are using it for smoothies
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I sell paperclips.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

how is that working out for you?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It is a thrilling rollercoaster of emotion.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I can believe it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I can probably outdo most titles
I am an ICT Consultancy Team Leader (no, I dont know either!)

Alt A: Special K with Red Berries and a cup of filter coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Actually I have my own business
what business I hear you ask?

I make rollercoasters.

what's that? how's business?

it has its ups and downs.

HA!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

BADUMTISH

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

there are many more where that came from
my mate and I (and others) used to come up with as many as we could

I've got a business as a tailor. How's business? Sew sew
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

*doesn't comment any more*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I've got a business repairing watches
How's business?

Oh, ticking over.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I usd to sell replacement arses.
But the bottom fell... oh you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

student scum here

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I am Chief Executive of a brand communications agency & Non-Exec' Chairman of a headhunting firm.
I had a danish this morning (pastry not woman).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Wow, that is good going!
EDIT:
The job, not the pastry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I am sure I would be doing a lot better if I didn't fuck around on B3ta.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Nah, fuck that!
If you can do both of those and still piss about on here, then well done! Have a cake
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

The headhunting company only takes up about 4 hours a month as a non-exec. Currently looking at starting another business as well - I get bored easily.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Nice work if you can get it!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm a Star Wars.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

did your mum give you away to a jumble sale?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Is you sayin my mum is Karen Matthews?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I hope not for your sake
she's a fucking moonpig*

*I'm irritated that some shit card company stole one of the ways I use to describe really ugly people.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

stick to ditchpig
I can't see a card company stealing that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Swamp donkey's a good 'un

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Bushpig

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'm an infusiast in films and telivision shows that have a scene where the girl turns to the guy and says "Who are you? I don't even know you.".

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This is a niche job, I would imagine

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The real money is when they say "Who are you? I don't even know you _anymore_".

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Infusiast
n an aficionado of herbal teas.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

This
totally deserved at least a "heh". Philistines.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Sorry, I meant to
heh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

i don't think i've ever mentioned it before
but i'm a solicitor.

i don't eat breakfast usually but i had a special k bar this morning because it was a v early start.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

a silly-sod-er

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

if you could see me
you could see how sternly i am looking at you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

the above is how my mother referred to my dad's job.
and I can see you. Smile for the camera.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

hang on
let me just sort out hair/lipgloss
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

you put gloss on those lips?

slightly disturbed myself there.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

just where the hell
is your camera pointing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I think you may need some lessons in basic anatomy

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

want to give me one?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

ooo I say
*loosens collar*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Ahem... just how stern? Are you wearing glasses too?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

very
and yes, although i am normally too vain to wear them in public. dark framed gucci ones, if you're asking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I am wearing Gucci cufflinks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm a motherfucking P.I.M.P.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

how's your pimping hand?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Fly, brother. Fly.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Fresh

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Word.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

*nods*

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm an IT bod
My brekker consisted of a Greggs vegetable pasty because I a) was running late and b) am an unhealthy biffa.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I work in Data Manipulation, sorting out the shit that customers send us, so we can actually use it
Alt Q: Nothing
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I'm unemployed
Since no-one wants to give me a job. Last week I considered becoming a photographer, but this was hampered by lack of money to actually buy equipment. It's such a crazy life, I don't know how I survive.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Doctorate?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Turned down two PhD offers
And feel a bit like a fool for doing so.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I work as a cunt
Here is a mong that I work with....and no, this has NOT been photoshopped.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

WTF is going on with the teeth?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm more concerned about the lack of a right arm, myself.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Exactly, she does have 2 arms, but not in that photo
Sweet Jesus,

KILL ME NOW
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Oh, I see, one of them is in the leopard. Makes sense. still looks wrong.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*pukes on keyboard* My eyes! My eyes! What have you done to my eyes!?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

God, what a vile women, I bet she eats babies and is probably one of those prudish sluts.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I''ve got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I've got ham
but I'm not a hamster
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I've got a pen, but I'm not a pensioner.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I've got a crow but I'm not a crowbar

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've got toast but I'm not a toaster

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've got a leg, but I'm not a legislative councillor

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I've got pie, but I'm not a pirate.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I've got a dick but I'm not a dictionary

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I've got an ant, but I'm not antidisestablishmentarianism.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I've got a tun, but I'm not a Tunnock's Tea Cake
/tenuous
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I've got a strip
but I'm not a stripper (even more tenuous)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I've got a monitor, but I'm not a monitor lizard

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I've got a table
but I don't make tablets
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like this one

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I've got a head, but I'm not Head of Logistics at Eyre & Webb Earth Moving Equipment Ltd, Godalming.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I've got pate, but I'm not a Patent Examiner Third Class in the Swiss Patent Office, Bern
... but it's all relative I suppose.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I've got to piss, but I'm not Episcopalian

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

So the promotion to 2nd class has come through?
You old dog, Bri. You kept that one quiet. Congratulations.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I run the Gary Glitter fan club.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Nice
We wanna be in your gang
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

More of a Barrymore fan myself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Doin' it for the kids.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

hello trouble

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Greetings, o beauteous one.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

this might actually
be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. including my parents.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'm sure I've said nicer things to you than that
you ingrate
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yes but you're a Catweazle lookalike from the country,
so that rather spoils the effect.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

with all due respect old boy
sod off
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

‘With all due respect’ is a fantastic phrase
It sounds like one is being polite but can just as well mean ‘With all due respect (ie none at all, you noisome turd)’.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

you saw right through me
you noisome turd
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I am really hurt by this.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

splendid!

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

i am banned
from putting it in letters to the other side for this exact reason.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

that amuses me
I suppose you have to assume that not all of your clients are idiots and that some might understand that you mean "with no respect"

edit: not clients I notice now.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You corespond with the dead?
You solicitors never give up, do you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

when??
i demand proof!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

typical lawyer
you've had your chance
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

i suppose
demanding proof is quite a lawyerly thing to do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

when did you change your sig to Kylie lyrics?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

er...
last night, i think. you are like the sig-police.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

just a curious passerby
and I noticed it while we were sort of engaged in conversation so thought I'd try and find out how unobservant I am.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Lecturer.
Rice Krispies and toast.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

how did you cook the lecturer?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

In a water bath at 60 degrees for 24 hours.
keeps them tender.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

bon.

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Student
and I didn't have breakfast. It doubled with lunch for which I had pate
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm an office monkey/pa/tea maker/marriage counseller/dog walker etc
Suger free Alpen with the dried fruit taken out and extra nuts added.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That sounds like un-needed hard work in the morning!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It's quite theraputic digging out the little buggers.

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Why don't you get some mix your own museli from the local hippy shop?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I keep meaning to but I never get round to it.

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Come on, make the effort.
I have oats, raisins and dried apricots. sometimes with kibbled hazel nuts.

No sugar, no other crap.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I WILL DO THIS THING!
soon.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'll respect you more if you do.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Haha!
Respect is the last thing I need.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

We all need respect.
Especially from proles.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah, you're better sticking with Alpen.
You can augment it, but you can't beat it.

That's right Bartleby, Im accusing you of having inferior standard muesli.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

: o

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Righto matey, Spoons at dawn then.
My seconds will be in touch, you bounder.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

*Pops down to local outsize cutlery stockists.*

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I run an online and catalogue retail operation, unfortunately.

Alt: Breakfast is for queers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Albeit healthy queers eh!

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Selling what?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

MASSIVE DRUGS!!!!!

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Which I can peruse?
Wow!
I'll have two 342/2342 please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Unemployed, retired or a pensioner.
Take your pick, whichever annoys you the most.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Lothario?

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hair Lair my proud young beauty.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

; )

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Insurance claims adjsuter
zzzzzzzzz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Area sales manager
I sell sticky tape to industry. Very expensive, highly technical sticky tape.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

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