Tell me about it
And you've just reminded me of my 1st day at uni, where I was accosted by a goth girl who chatted to me and asked to meet up for drinks later.
We had drinks, she told me about her fiance, then later on made a move on me and cried when I knocked her back. "You've got a fiance!" apparently means that I think she's ugly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was looking at them yesterday thinking
"How many of you are filled with regret already? Dirty drunken mongs."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

The lass who lived above me,
Gorgeous Geordie girl, started as she meant to go on by loudly banging some random guy at 6am on the first morning in Halls (Carnatic Halls, Lady Mountford House!).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sometimes I wish I'd carried on shockingly
but mostly I'm glad I didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

There are opportunities I had in uni I wish I'd taken
And a couple I wish I hadn't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Was one of them TGB?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yeah you want me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

+ to make me a goddamn white russian

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I would for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Awww!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

At least 25% of them are currently harbouring a brand new STI.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

This is horrifying
all the more so because it's probably true.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)