some rude twat
nicked the last available tube seat from right under my nose. what happened to letting ladies have the seats?? i was severely tempted to bash his shiny bald head with my book, but then some other nicer guy gave me his seat instead, so i forgot all about it.

UNTIL NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I always give up my seat to women
Unless they're ugly or, y'know, foreign-lookin', or I just don't want to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

No point in indulging the facially disadvantaged
I'm a big fan of the idea that if people must be ugly, they should fucking well do it somewhere I'm not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Perhaps, pass out paper bags to those afflicted.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Which could then lead to them walking into lampposts and other staionary objects... I like it
It's not like such collisions will make them any uglier. And I rather enjoy the idea of casually informing someone that their face is too minging to be allowed in public.

We might be on to something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

They may get free corrective surgery when they go to hospital with a broken face.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

If "corrective" surgery is intended to amend previous errors
surely we can recommend a fuckload of people for said surgery to correct the fact that they're properly bastard ugly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh shut up, handsome...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's a burden only a few of us must bear
And as recompense for bearing said burden I maintain we should be allowed to victimise those whose shoulders are comparatively burden-free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

*sighs*
*goes back into paper bag*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I was about to say something that would have invoked the Pandatron
when I realised I have no idea what you look like. So despite my feeling bad for implying that you're ugly, for all I know you might well be. Tricky.

It's the thought that counts though, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Apparently he is particularly corvine in his appearance.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Which also gives the great opportunity to follow up their polite
"Oh, thank you."
with
"You're welcome, love. Still, since you're down there..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)