Oh Al, for shame :(

Enticing them in with icecreams now. Sadtimes.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:29, 20 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is it really little?

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

We all saw
It looked tiny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

We didn't ALL see.
Some were noticeable by their absence.

*glares*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

All the people that mattered saw

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

This is true.
And so did Kaol.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Only because Mellicious allowed it.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I love Mel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

she certainly makes a good cupcake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO COME AND SEE HER.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

blame TGB
I didn't come because I love/hate her too much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

OI shithead
less of that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

ok, really it was because I couldn't bear to see Kaol's fingerless gloves

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Did she ever get it on with Spaker?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

he makes up for it with vigour
and a disgusting, jaded sexual appetite.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

pure decadence
sprinkles AND cream AND flake AND raspberry sauce
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

being surrounded by rolls of fat
will do that to you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Like a chipolata stuck in the EU Pork Mountain.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I heard Al's penis is so big that it has it's own little penis, which is infact so big, that has it's own penis, but there are no more penises if you look any closer.
He can spunk in your mouth, ass and fanny all at the same time; and on the directors cue too, weather it's 10 seconds or 10 hours. As soon as his partner wants to move on, which is very rare at all, but sometimes the camera man wants to go home and thus they finish on time. They just count down from 3 and he's off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

And the spunk taste like Yop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Gonz have you been eating pills you find on the street again?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)