Easy.
1. Turn light on
2. Throw cards in bin
3. Torture the twat who thought you'd do such a stupid, pointless excercise to death using techniques from the Japanese WWII canon.
4. Crack one off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sexy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Thanks! I've just had my hair 'done'.
Pleased you like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It's all about the hair...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Not quite all.
I've got large feet, you get me?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

you know what they say about men with big feet.
Big feet, big...shoes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I love your reasoned response Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'm just a one-man reasonable advice hotline.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You are Alexander the Great
AICMFP
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)