A friend of mine recently wore a very revealing top
It took all my gentlemanly willpower to avoid staring.
They looked AMAZING.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I didn't know where to look
I should have made it a competition :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's a boob off!
We have a boob off!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

This will please Monty
It's not a boob off unless David Bowie materialises and offers to adjudicate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It's a nork off!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Wasn't that the game...
...where teams from all over Europe did hilarious challenges such as dress as penguins, climb on rotating discs and try to catch water whilst Stuart Hall laughed and laughed? But with their tits out?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Someone will commission this
Imagine the ratings for 'It's A Royal Nork Off'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I bet Beatrice's would look good.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

a couple of my colleagues are in the habit of doing that
as well as short skirts

It makes me feel like a right pervert when I'm sat at my desk wanking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I know, how dare they?
But I positively encourage their behaviour.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)