Look at these:
www.oki-ni.com/Shop-All-Footwear/JWAnderson-SS11-Festival-Boot-Swarovski-Crystal-Toe/invt/jwa0805brn

Quite possibly the most hideous boots of all time.

Then look at the price.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Imagine it planted in to Chris Moyles nadgers by a critic of his show.
And it seems quite acceptable as a piece of footwear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

why would you do that to my eyes?
why monty, why?

don't make me talk angry to you, however much you love it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

*loves it anyway*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

They really are spectacularly hideous, aren't they?
Only £1930 to look like the biggest twat in human history, too...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

would you like me
to stand with one foot on your neck and one on your crotch whilst wearing them?

[is that angry enough?]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Would you mind awfully choosing some other footwear, please?
They are putting me off, slightly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

i have designer red stilettoes?
or lots of nice black high heels, shiny or otherwise. or about 10 pairs of knee high boots in different materials and colours. or some spiky shiny ankle boots? or bare pedicured feet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I say.
I think I'm having a heart attack.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

that's the feel of an ancient engine
coming slowly back to life

/old jokes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

it's because i'm standing on his windpipe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

keep up the good work
and knee high boots obviously of all the options
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

i am wearing my newest pair today
buttery soft grey leather, i am very pleased that grey is the new black this year! i also bought aubergine suede ones, which are miles nicer than they sound. russell & bromley is a dangerous place...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

the grey ones sound gorgeous
I have so much grey in my winter wardrobe it's unbelievable. Where did you get them from?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

is it wrong that I'm enjoying this sub thread?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

you're in touch with your feminine side
russell & bromley. i love them because they are actually comfortable! think they are called "dressage" or something - anyway they were £295.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

saddest of sad faces
right here.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

sorry
you could borrow mine if you lived in london... i bet DP or topshop or m&s does them just as nicely and a fifth the price!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Is DP another sex reference?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

dorothy perkins
not quite the look they were going for!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

When they told the agency they wanted an 'edgy' campaign
I think they didn't quite know what they were getting into.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I feel a bit silly now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I'm going to look them up on the internet
and gaze at them longingly haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

they are nice
sorry i am a bit vipros-smug about them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

that's alright
I'd be Vipros-smug as well if I had them.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Do you mind awfully?
I was in the middle of some fetish sex there, and now you've barged in talking about shopping.

I feel a bit of a fool lying down here now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

you get back there
and do as you're told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

hahahaha
Clearly you are doing something wrong Monts.

This is like falling asleep on the job, women suddenly talking about buying shoes whilst you enjoy yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Use the code word!
Use the code word!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Hahahaha
'RED!' I SAID 'RED' DAMN IT!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

but that's not the code word
jeff knows it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

better not let BGB hear that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I do know the code word.
But I'll leave Monty to suffer at your hands feet a bit longer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Jeff.....tell.....me....the....fucking....word......
*gurgles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What's it worth?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

BobbyPires' pineal gland?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

You lie there and choke you cunt!
I hope your face has gone pink.

I feel a bit sick now. You just want his kidney.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)

yeah
but you just gave away the code word!

i'll have to jump off now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Cock it.
I've enough footage of him suffering to sell it to one of the Online smut sites.

We'll split the money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

*breathes raggedly*

Righto, I think it's time I went for a pint in town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Have fun.
I'm going for a quick shave then I'm off to the pub for drinks a plenty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:09, Reply)

makes me think of the kingmaker song
sequined thug
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:35, Reply)