It's an acheivement that I'll cherish
Until my dying day.

Or until something more exciting happens.

Whichever is the sooner...oh, wait...the cat has just crapped in it's litter tray.

Beat that!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*throws cat in wheelie bin*
steal my thunder will ya!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:12, Reply)

"Removes cat from wheelie bin with pointed glare at passing buffoon"
Poor this particular cat has a fractured pelvis due to her failure to understand Newton's third law of motion when specifically applied to stationary cat v moving car.

Cut her some slack, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Fair enough
but as soon as she's been lovingly nursed back to health she's going in the bin.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Well she isn't going near a road again.
Four cats, two dogs. We work to pay pet insurance and food and vet treatment bills. Still cheaper and less annoying than kids though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

My uncle's cat died of kidney failure
the vet offered to put it on dialysis. He mentioned that if the cat had had a more believable name he would have tried to claim it on health insurance as one of his kids.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

A common problem
Hopefully our cats, Brittany, Wayne, Colleen and Babyspice (the oldest) will help us out on that front, if you see what I mean.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Oh yes, and the dogs.
Jedward and Jedward.

Watch out for Jedward - he bites.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

my friend has two degus
called jedward
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)