Chris Moyles and James Corden are on mine
At the stag do the other week, one guy mentioned that "That bloke from Gave & Stacy's doing a DJ set in the club downstairs tonight". I thought for a moment that I'd have to go down and rant at him, but it turns out it was the unfunny lanky cunt, not the unfunny fat cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

YOU HAVE YOUR SEPTUM PEIRCED!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Erm, yes I do.
Got it done about 3 months ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Cool!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Only just noticed then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Well I haven't seen you since you had it done.
I noticed on a photo on facebook.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

True dat
It bloody knacked, but I love it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Do you wear a retainer at work?

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I bought one
But it's fookin' massive, and I can't get it inside me (words chosen very carefully there).
Instead I have a circular barbell which I invert.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)