If this is one of your
Vietnamese diamond-encrusted snakeskin handbags stitched with woven gold thread and trimmed with dodo down that you so love, I'm sure it has an inside pocket with a zip.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You would think most handbags
would have some form of fastening to keep the things you put in it within the bag, rather than outside, which rather defeats the point of having a bag in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You would rather, wouldn't you.
even a simple drawstring would suffice.

Edit: Although it appears that Louis Vuitton and Gucci and other such limp-wristed, greasy bummers are so out of touch with reality that the idea of a bag being able to perform such a gauche function as carrying stuff without completely spilling its guts all over the pavement is abhorrent.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)