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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck you Monty, I hope your weekend lunch eats your daughter
Is it wrong to kill someone for using a fucking jackhammer outside your office window without even having the decency to let me know in advance so I could arrange not to be here?

Fucking stupid hi-vis wearing cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:01, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No-one cares, Al. No-one.
Not even Peter Noone cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I heard he had a feeling he was into something good.
I heard he had that feeling while having anal sex with rachelswipe.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
that's a common reaction

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
i don't do anal
that's someone else you're thinking of, my name must just have slipped out.

don't let that happen when bonking the missus, will you??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
You would do anything if they promised to fist you with an olive foccia afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Upper class S&M?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
M&S&M?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Spot on
This isn't just bondage ....
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)
*applauds the two posts above*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Phwoooar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDJXXlC0duU
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
i prefer
peanut m&m's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)
+ because when I stuff them up my fanny the melting chocolate acts as lube and the peanuts are like hundreds of little love eggs

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
that's what Lampito said
and it transpires she's a pornstar famous for anal.

I suspect you are probably hiding a similar secret
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Bonking? Is it the 1980s?
*watches JoBoxers on Top Of The Pops, with guest presenters Frank Bruno and Samantha Fox*
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Rachelswipe actually lives within the fictional world
created by Jilly Cooper
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)
i wish
i could totally do with being mauled around a bit by a stunning moody anti-hero before settling down with the multi-millionaire gorgeous hero and his 10 bed country manor house. bring it on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I love Jilly Cooper

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
You peasant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
how can you not like books that use beautiful similes like the following
"He entered her like an otter diving into a stream"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I like this.
Though I doubt anyone's cock is actually covered in silky, water-resistant fur.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
mine certainly isn't
it's coarse and absorbent.

hello. how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Like a sea sponge?
Hanging like a thief at the gallows, but other than that pretty good thank you dear. How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
more or less.
glad you are well. I'm pretty good. Stoked that it is the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Yay, weekend!
Got much planned?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
going round to a mate's place for dinner, spliffs and mariokart tonight
probably surfing tomorrow, then playing a gig.

good plans!

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Well, there goes any chance of productivity today
Mario Kart shall be booted up instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Getting my nipple pierced today if I don't epically chicken out.
No plans yet for tonight, but house party on saturday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
MTFU and do it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
nice
I like piercings. certain ones anyway.

my mrs hasn't even got pierced ears, so doubt she'd fancy getting a nipple or tongue piercing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Tongue piercings rock
And don't hurt as much as I feared. 10 days of hell as it's all swollen though...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I really hate those top lip ones
off to the side.

awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Madonnas
Yes, they are the epitome of chav, especially if they're gold.
I had a Medusa once, top lip in the middle (philtrum).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)
those are cool
I like the look of a ring through the middle of the bottom lip too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Depends whether they use the new range of "Wild Thing" condoms.
Though early customer feedback suggest the ridges on the "Corocodile" may have been a bit overdone.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
on the otherhand if it slipped off
it'd be a question of Where the Wild Things Were
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Hahaha!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Wild thing, I
I think I lost you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I heard there was a very fast recall on the "hedgehog"

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
well it wasn't very fast
more slow and painful, and messy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
and HOT

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I'm puzzled as to how you think
dragging out your partners insides via the medium of spikes is HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Judging by some of the weird anime shit I see at work
Some people like it. Fucking WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Your job must have ruined your brain

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
My mental shields are pretty effective
But it's no doubt taken it's toll on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I heard the Rabbit got an excellent response

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
ATTN Jilly Cooper fans.
Most Friday night Jilly Cooper can be found at The Stirrup Cup Pub in Bisley (Glos) pissed out of her head. So please go stalk the annoying bitch. And if she makes no effort to get out of your way when you are buying drinks 'accidentally' drop a pint of 6X on her like Mrs Tugnut did.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)
I was quite pleased to be woken up at 4am by someone in the house next to me playing the harmonica really badly.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)
You should have got a jackhammer
and dug up the road outside their office. I feel like my brain is vibrating YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.

Obviously I'm not actually going to go and complain to them, there are four of them, and given that they are manual workers, they will be lower class, poorly educated and liable to hit me for using words they don't understand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Ugh. How simply horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Or push you over
Then jackhammer your head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Improvement?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
If you're really lucky, they might bum you with the jackhammer.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This would be nothing short of horrific
And probably quite painful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Yeah, like I said,
Lucky.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
So is that going on the christmas list then?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Sorry about that.
Won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I was awoken yesterday morning
By a gardening company turning up to cut someone's grass at quarter past 8 in the morning with a petrol lawnmower. Sad, hateful times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
You were still asleep at 8.15 in the morning?
Fuck off you unemployed pleb.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Damn straight I was
I'm making up for it by trying to do some of that 'learning' stuff in the evenings, and doing job applications until late at night.

I may have slept until half 9 today/
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
No. Go and do it. Now.
I got woken up by our washing machine. It's right above my bedroom, and the fucking thing sounds like it's trying to take off, it makes the whole house vibrate. Utterly not hangover friendly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Wahey, you're back.
How's uni life?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Fabulous, darling.
I've missed Manchester like I would miss my leg. And my new house is excellent.

How are you? Married life still fun?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
What kind of strange, messed up design
Has a washing machine above a bedroom?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Student house.
My room is downstairs next to the kitchen, washing machine and tumble drier is upstairs next to the bathroom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Oh right, obviously
No wait, that's a bit mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Student houses tend to be a bit oddly designed
To fit all the bedrooms in. I'd much rather it wasn't the other way round, the washing machine in here and me in the airing cupboard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
alright Applebite
enjoying uni?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Alright Amberl
Yes ta. My head isn't this morning though.
Have you gone back to uni yet?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
No I'll be back by next Sunday
good night I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Yep yep yep
Out with my friend from college and her housemates. She's a mental in all the right ways and I love her. Most gullible person I know.

Highlights of the night included us dancing (badly) round her living room and singing (even worse) to Drive by Incubus as loud as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Good track

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
That sounds great fun :)
can't wait for Halloween myself, knows it's sad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Me neither!
I need to get my costume, I uber-excited. What are you dressing up as?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
A doll
possibly a living dead doll

Any ideas yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Oh man, that will be so creepy.
I think I'm going to be Burlesque Beetlejuice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
It will indeed be creepy
proper doll makeup, possibly curl my hair/ringlet it, and wear a white dress with petticoats if I can find them.

Burlesque Beetlejuice? I've never seen that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Dolls like that scare the shit out of me,
I'm afraid I'm quite glad I won't be seeing you on Halloween.

Yeah, black and white striped corset, bustle and stockings in place of the suit. Everything else the same as it should be, the big boots, shirt and tie, make up and hair etc. To be honest, it's mostly just an excuse to buy a bustle and another corset.

The friend I went out with last night is going to be the Eiffel Tower.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Charming haha
I've never seen the point of just dressing sexy on Halloween. Better to have a proper costume. I'll tag the photos on facebook and scare you :)

Eiffel Tower- what gave her the idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)
A'wight Applebite
Stab any housemates who put the machine on during sleeping hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
My carving knife is ready and waiting.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
In goes knife
Out comes blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Clothes all stained, and the cycle (see what I did there?) continues...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I'm going to kill people for sending me emails as a fucking tag team.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Damnit!
Where's Kitty or Lampito when you need them?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Lampito is probably in bed.
Who's, no one knows.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
WHOSE

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I was hoping someone whould say that
S R
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
WOULD
Actually I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
that was actually a valid mistake.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
So you made a mistake on purpose just so you could be extra mean?
New low, chompy. New low.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I quite liked it
If he hadn't put a typo in, my response would have been "Clever girl".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
It was proper lol though RITE?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
not yours, though!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
He's just jealous.
Pining for missed chances. I imagine he'll be vomiting the whole story all over qotw later.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
The thing is...
It's not actually illegal to kill a builder.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
When you guys go to interviews, do you ever go home and think to yourself "Hay, I wish I said This/that/other".
When it came to my disadavntages I completely forgot about Dyslexia, and when they asked me techy things I could have come up with much better awnsers =((((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Damn, I'm not sure if I'm going to get the job of my dreams now.
On tuesday I got a meeting with a new contract which is a charity so should be good, won't take me longer than a week and will teach me something new, donno what yet, eaither Joomla or Code Ignition.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Way to ignore the post, jackass.
Sorry Al, I'm not going to kill anyone, I don't think I would like to risk Jail time, no matter what grivences the world puts on me. If I'm going to go, I'll everyone with me. Maybe sort out all those people in ASDA with a good dose of nuculear bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
All the time gonz :(
You hide the dyslexia really well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Hello, my little cornichon

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

rni
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
POTD. No question.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
'cochon' is French for 'pig'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
it also means the noise a pig makes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Seeing how I was called Hoggy for ages I am epicically past this insult getting to me anymore
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Good for you, ignore the nasty internet bullies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
You're the worst

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
+smelling

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I used to get called Ashtray
I'm not entirely sure why people thought that might upset me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Do you prefer Ashtray to Fatweazle?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
I find Fatweazle more amusing
the first is a play on my surname
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
^ this
still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I get called AIDS
Mostly by people just shortening my name and not realising what they're saying.
Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I laugh everytime I do that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Hahaha
I'm so calling you this at the bash.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
So long as you don't tag it onto the end of
"Welcome to the world of"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I think, if you go for "cochonne" instead, it means slut.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Lofty praise
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I'm still hoping you can assist with the CBGBs thing by the way

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Ah yes,
Thanks for reminding me! I'll work on it after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Is she pickled like a gherkin?
Is that what you're saying Monty?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Yes. That is what I am saying.
She's small, green and more than a little sour.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
and she lights up if you run a current through her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
And I throw her out of my Quarter Pounders
But keep her in my cheeseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
mmmm, burger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I intend to test this at Davvo's bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I won't stand in the way of science

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I'll punch you all in the groin
And I'm texting your gf about internet bullying right now Monty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
*suspicious*
Hello Monty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Bonjourno

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Thanks !
I think it's because there are a lot of people with dyslexia out there are retards; not because of the dyslexia, it just happens to be that the two things collide... but not with me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Just use F7 more often.
Anyway, how did the interview go?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I *think* it went well, I'm hoping and praying, I really want this job.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Best of British Luck to you, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Cheers =)
I also got a meeting for a potential contract on tuesday with another guy. OH BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
i have a new blackberry
it's a hap-hap-happy day...

cost me £50 though, addison lee better find the old one so i can get my cash back. there is no incompetence on my part here, none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Why did you pay for a blackberry?
Isn't it the sort of thing most companies provide?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
unless you lose it
this is my 4th.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Have you got the 3G
version?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)
how on earth would i know?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Give up, it wants to be lost, they're shit on so many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)
How have you managed to lose 3 of them?
What not get a pink case for it? If it gets stolen, you know it'll have been nicked either by a bird or a fruit, making investigating the theft easier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Yeah because there's hardly any of either of them in central london.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
she should glue it to her hand

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
If I were your IT guy
you'd have got one of the old out-of-warranty ones after your third loss. You clearly can't be trusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
nope
this one is all shiny and new, it's better than my boss' one, which has amused me no end.

and my iphone has a pink cover, so i'd get them confused. i am not v good with technology really.

i think they have all met the same fate - slipping out of my hand/handbag in a taxi. although i did find one of them under my carseat once, months later.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
If this is one of your
Vietnamese diamond-encrusted snakeskin handbags stitched with woven gold thread and trimmed with dodo down that you so love, I'm sure it has an inside pocket with a zip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)
You would think most handbags
would have some form of fastening to keep the things you put in it within the bag, rather than outside, which rather defeats the point of having a bag in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)
You would rather, wouldn't you.
even a simple drawstring would suffice.

Edit: Although it appears that Louis Vuitton and Gucci and other such limp-wristed, greasy bummers are so out of touch with reality that the idea of a bag being able to perform such a gauche function as carrying stuff without completely spilling its guts all over the pavement is abhorrent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Sounds like a scam you've got going...
.... Supplimenting your extravagant life style by selling blackberries from work. One every 3 months? £40 a shot? That's probably how you pay your bill for living in the penthouse of claridges.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

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