everything i've touched today i think
Vodka is evil. Also left brand new blackberry on small child's desk during volunteer reading and managed to teach him about 3 new swearwords when I realised this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*facepalms*

( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Good work.
I spent last weekend making my daughter repeat 'I'm Scottish' several times to annoy her Greek mother when I'm not there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

using a child as a stealth missile
i approve of this low skulduggery.

i shall make our children chant football songs at you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

The day this happens
I will do a 'princes in the tower' on them.

By the way, when are we getting cracking with creating these poor, doomed souls?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

no you won't
you'll think it's adorable, however loud and annoying and repetitive and snotty-nosed they are when they are chanting UNITED, UNITED in your face. this seems to happen to people with their own offspring.

my ovaries are all yours.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Excellent news.
I'll keep them on the shelf next to BobbyPires' kidney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

i'll hang onto them for now then
don't want them getting corrupted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)