my laptop is broken
I've just realised that due to a mess-up my mobile bill hasn't been paid in two months (do they send out bailifs for that or something?) and I've put an inch on my calves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 18:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

but it's a lovely evening
and if you go near a bakers it will smell of bread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

not so fond of bread
so right now life is dark.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 18:58, Reply)

you aren't making this easy
erm. Some trees are going a pretty shade of red and yellow?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

*cries into her wine*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:00, Reply)

YOU HAVE WINE!!
wine is good.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I've had a bottle
I should get started on the vodka. It won't fix my problems but it might make me sleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:03, Reply)

What time zone are you in?
I've not started my cider yet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I'm on the cider woo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Westons Special Reserve.
I'm becoming a cider head again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

it's 7.05 here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)

7 in the evening
the party hour!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

And you've parked a bottleof wine already?
You are all class.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

pure class right here
or possibly deep depression. I'm a fast drinker
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No, not the depression.
Swap yout life around. This is the real one, where we all love you, and the one beyond the keyboard is the imaginary one which doesn't matter.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:11, Reply)

sadly the world beyond the keyboard
is the one where I forgot about my mobile bill. Can they prosecute you for that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Probably, but just pay what you can, and tell them what you are doing.
They don't want to punish you, they just want money.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:21, Reply)

the money isn't the issue so much
50 pounds, just I totally forgot since I don't use my phone in Ireland
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Speaking as the sort of person who is very bad at paying bills
I say, pay the bill. You will feel better.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Good advice
I'll phone them tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

put on loud music
and dance about like a mentalist. That is guaranteeed to cheer you up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:05, Reply)

and make you puke too!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

someone came round my house to give me a bottle of wine the other day
that was pretty cool.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)

just a random present?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

for helping out with a teddy bears' picnic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

aww that's quite sweet!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:31, Reply)

i no! I jusr took some pictures
I happened to have my camera on me when I went to the park and they happened to not have the local press to cover it

it was no bother, but they were proper chuffed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)

NO BOOZE BOOZE IS BAD.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:12, Reply)

What's that Mr Garrison?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Mmkay.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I assume you are regretting some alkeyhol binge.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I have cut knees and I have a massive bump on my head.
Urrrrgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Sounds like a birthday bash.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I had a friend call me up for the express purpose of laughing at me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)