I have just had a humungous dinner of:
Aunt Bessies giant yorkshire pudding, veggie sausages, mash and peas. I'll be lucky if I get my pants on tonight, never mind get them taken off.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't know what's on the menu tonight
But I did have a massive fish, chips and mushy peas in a pub at about 4.30. Oops.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I might be cock-eyed from a couple of drinks
But the way you're talking tonight makes me think you'll pull. I've been right about such things before, albeit not on a flippin' internet message board.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Not at the local pub.
Besides, once again let me state that I am off teh cock.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Ah, very sensible
I sometimes wonder if half the reason I've ever gone to pubs is to pull random women. And of course that never happens. As I get older I'm finding solace in keeping to mine and not acting like such a (male) tart. For a while anyway.. if the drought continues much into my 30s I'm going to act like the devil's own tart.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

You're still young.
Plenty of time to put it about : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)