I never told her mother
that the diminutive of Eleni was Leni, like Leni Riefenstahl.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leni_Riefenstahl

My own (and my brother's) private little joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i hope she never
Ever finds this website!!

Glad you had such a nice day I had my niece's fourth birthday party with a horrendous hangover so I admire your entertaining skills
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)

If my ex finds out who I am on here
I will be castrated with rusty cheese wire.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

thats useful blackmail info
Thanks!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

that
Would be a great tragedy for womankind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

agedy for wo iumph fo hu
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

anoonymity
is your friend then. Mind you most of us are much less anonymous these days, bloody facebook!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I was unaware
that being an antisocial shit had any benefits whatsoever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

It has loads
I go out of my way to avoid talking to anyone ever and look how ace I am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)

it means
You can keep on posting with blissful equanamity and freedom of speech
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:06, Reply)

with blissful equanamity and freedom of speech

hateful bile, derisory comments on people's taste in music, calling Bowie a cunt and paeans to your love of a nice meaty sausage.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

i just got home from work
To find "cocktail" is on. Best of all the films. Hoorah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

There we go!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

yeah
But in a great way. Although the book is really really dark, all about drugs and suicide, not a rom or a com in sight. Literally only the title is the same and yet the author also wrote the screenplay. Odd.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Have you ever read 'Wonderland Avenue'
by Danny Sugerman?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

no
Tell me why I should - because I want to know why you recommend it - and I will!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

If you want a dark book about drugs,
it's all you need. When I read it I nearly had a a day off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

interesting
it will be mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

It
is a mixture of fascinating and appalling in equal measures. The author was Iggy Pop's manager at one point. His anecdotes are horrific and magnificent...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

i am now searching for it on amazon
it's a funny thing the addictive personality. i can have a couple of g's of some really shit-hot stuff and not even remember it's in the flat for weeks at a time. yet one piece of chocolate in the fridge can keep me awake for hours debating over whether to eat it or not!

edit - horrific and magnificent is a good sig...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I like drugs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

My life
would be a great deal cheaper if we shared this attitude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

You heard that art Department record?
It is magnificent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I've not.
Which is why, young Plum-master, you are going to link to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtqXg8dAMA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I'm old.
I prefer the old classics:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wokfoyHf4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I'm no spring chicken either.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:02, Reply)

*is disapproved of by Hugh Fearnley-Whitttingstall*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)

well
ok maybe not weeks and weeks. but certainly a few days!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

*gets a cab round*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

it isworth the trip
he has excelled himself this time.

but i do also have galaxy "cookie crumble" if you prefer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)

*doesn't prefer*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

no
it doesn't give the evening quite the same edge, i have to admit you have a point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)