I've had a bacon sandwich
in violation of my diet, but it was delicious. I also now have episode one of season 6 of Supernatural to look forward to, and have found three dresses to sell on ebay.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

so if you're a size 10 woman
you should buy them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm not a size ten.
And I don't wear dresses so I'm not interested in them. Sorry.

Tell me more about the bacon sandwich. What bread and sauce did you have with it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I had normal crusty white bread
with mayonnaise, fried onions and bacon.

That's the reason I'm not a size ten either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Mayo? With bacon?
Is that some sort of sick joke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

mayo with black pepper
delicious which cements my position of queen of the fatties
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I might have a biscuit in a minute.
A biccy with a nice cup of tea.

No mayo on it though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

that's because you're wrong

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Would you put mayo on a chocolate hob-nob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Of course
not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

So why are you selling clothes on e-bay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

They're too small for me
I'm not built to be a size 10
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Never mind,
I'm sure you'll find some people who will want them on e-bay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

They're beautiful
and two of them are new with tags (my mother is overly optimistic when it comes to buying me clothes)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Can you not take them back to the shop for a refund?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

they were bought about a year ago
just got round to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Well it's your own fault then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

true true
You don't watch Supernatural by chance?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No.
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Because I've just seen
the start of season 6
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

i would normally say yuck
but that one pret a manger used to do (not sure if they still do, it's been 12 years since I was in London) was amazing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)