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Ive cleaned the bathroom, cleaned my room, done the washing up and made a cup of tea all in time for the f1 I've hit vipros levels of smug. How's your Sunday shaping up and what have you been smug about recently?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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I have such bad liver painI've decided to have a week on the wagon and see if that helps.
Like you, I'm settling down for the grand prix. I might well have a snooze during it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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Fuck you!It was a blip.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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normally quite exciting with the crashes(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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I've cleaned and polished my drums.Done my washing for next week, watched two top gear specials and am now having a doob before going to pick up my folks from the airport then I'm going to play on the xbox at my mates and shoot baddies in the face. I am most smug about how good my drums look.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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I've cleaned and polished my
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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I've done that too but didn't think it was appropriate Sunday lunchtime talk.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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*is smugger*I only got out of bed 20 minutes ago
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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I was woken at 6.15 by my cat licking my foot.I was not happy.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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I was woken at 6.15 by my cat licking my
I was
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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I'm still in bed.Oh, wait, when does this stop being smug and start being lazy?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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have youstill got a hangover?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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I think the dull persistance ache I've still got is from the massive lump at the back of my headI still maintain it was meths, not vodka.
EDIT: Also, I'm lazy as fuck.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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go swimming or eat a bacon sandwich or somethingbut make sure the bacon sandwich is not within an hour of swimming, otherwise DEATH
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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I'm recovering from last night6 jack daniels, 3 crabbies, bottle of wine, multiple pints, and a shit fiend of a headache.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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So TGBWho do you fancy to win the grand prix today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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well sadly i cant discount alonsoBut i like webber so I hope he gains some places and hopefully Lewis does well. I reckon massa will get into the points. I'd also like ruebans to finish top 7
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:33,
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Like you,I'd like to see Webber do well.
I'm looking forward to this race, action a plenty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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backmarkers always mix it up on this track tooI was surprised to see klien out qualify senna
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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A strong qually from Reubans too.Can to guess the number of DNFs the race will produce?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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ooh im going to say...... five(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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ooh! i hope msch is one of themOh no Jamie in the pits already
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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no! bad clendrixHopefully button will get vettled again
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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boo good start fron alonso(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:04,
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sauber wheel failFirst of many safety cars?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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I can see there being more safety cars as the race goes on.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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Is she mean to him in the same way a schoolboy would pullthe pig-tails on a girl he fancies?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:38,
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Badger...why did you not warn me about this nob?
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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because nowt wrong with not liking massa(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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up to 3 dnfs are we?That sauber is cooked
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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They are obviously reading this thread.They've just said there are 5 cars out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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damn looks like clendrix will win(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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You've got it spot on at the moment.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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I'm going to go for a tab.Will it be 8 by the time I get back?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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Ahhh.Little Lewis wants a drink.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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It looked a bit ambitious by Lewis.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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He can get all the drinks he wants now.Back in the pits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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if hes damaged webbers car im going to hunt him down(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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Care to continue this conversation from the left hand side of the page?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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no wait theyre duplicating them andI can't count
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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I was a bit hungover this morninghaving celebrated the trouncing of those Londoners with a few pints of ale and a bottle of Merlot and a seriously poky bifter.
Time for a sandwich and a cup of tea, I think.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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If I had some bacon.Actually I need to go to the shops. Bacon it is!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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I suspect it will be a random"grab the first pack of bacon I see". Grab bacon, grab bread, get back home, make sandwich.
I wonder if pancetta on a panini would make a nice hangover sandwich.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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As long as you cover it with HP sauce it won't matter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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Wilkins & Sonsin the fancy bottle. Only right for Gloucester Old Spot sausages and premium back bacon (unsmoked) from Waitrose.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:45,
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Today I shall be smug abouthaving swum 1 1/2 K, got 4 photography books for £1.50 and all before lunch.
Recently I've also been smug about finding an old camera for £1 and the guy in a second hand camera shop giving me a light meter for nothing.
No croissant, but I did have a pecan danish earlier
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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not smug about:the back of my hand hurts from using the mouse too much, what do I need to do to alleviate this? (not using computers is not an option)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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regular breaks and hand exercises and look at getting a support as if the back hurts it will be stemmngFrom bad wrist position
/h&s
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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thank you.It mostly started when I got a bigger mouse, so I reckon I need to get a smaller one as well as that.
What sort of hand exercises?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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finger waggling im sure there will bw handy diagrams online!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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*does jazz hands*cheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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yayjust bought new mouse and a wrist rest. Will see how it goes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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Today I shall be smug about......seemingly having successfully meddled in the affairs of others to orchestrate moving one of my favourite people to live with another of my favourite people only three tube stops from my house.
Now I shall light a large cigar, sip on a brandy and watch the F1.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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I have just bought 3 partridges from the farmers market which I will be braising, have eaten excellent sausages for breakfast and had a shag. All before noon. Pub beckons where I may order a croissant to accompany my cider(, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
my goodness!middle class over load!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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Our new dishwasher is playing up and our cleaner is about to be deported - it doesn't get more fucking middle class than this. Consequence of having a posh girlfriend.(, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Yeah, out dishwasher is playing up as well.I just had to go into the kitchen to admonish her for trying to balance spoons on her nose and get on with the fucking dishes instead.
actually not true, as I have already washed the dishes
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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I've just given the kithen a once-over.I'm watching the car racing too, I donno what I'm looking at or who I want to win.
I'm still convinced that racers or someone in the team uses video games in a proffesional capacity, not sure where, but I'm sure of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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I cooked for breakfast a couple of a chappatis sandwiched with indian tomarto/onion paste, cheese and chorizo then griddle panned.It's OK, eddable, but next time I'll do it with normal tomarto paste.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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I think they use a sumulator to practise at times as the rules limit how much time they can spend practising in a real car.(, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
But I see it like this, they're told they might race in some place they've never been, he's at home, it's a sunday and dinner will be ready in a few hours...... so rather than get dressed and go into the simulator set up in the spare room, they bung a disk into the playstation and give it a little go so they can see rougly what it's like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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I am sure this has happened at some point.There was an episode of Top Gear a few years ago where Clarkson drove a Honda NSX around a track on a playstation then went and did the same IRL (same car & track). He couldn't beat his playstation laptime
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OH MAN, tow cars have crashed, they're getting out the cars, I want to ride around in the safety car, that's a whicked car.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:05,
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I got to drive around Silverstone a few years ago on my own in a supercharged Jag. 4 laps was not enough(, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
i have no tv and so am not watching this racebut it's probably more interesting having the updates from you lot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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Another two have gone out now, I think they're from the same team. One car went flying.There is a bloke holding the nose of a car, it's amazing how they can put it together and take it appart, pretty much anything on the car, inside the time it takes me to open the lid of some pickles before the seal is broken.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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woahit sounds crashtastic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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Oh fuck, for the first time ever in sports, I rewinded to see what happened to Hamilton.I donno why he stopped, I don't think what happened was shown.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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Ahh, coolThe only trouble with this sport, from a spectator's point of view, it's one of the only sports in the world that I can think of where you can't see the entire playing field at the same time, and in fact, at any one point, can only see a small percentage of the whole thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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There are probably more cameras in F1 than they are in any other sport.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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i went to silverstone oncewasn't F1, but it was still pretty fast and as such CRAP. It was noisy and stinky and you saw the cars for a fraction of a second every so often. Much better on telly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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Cool, that's what I reckon too, unless you're in a car, the view will be shit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaMentioning cleaning the kitchen to try to impress.
I like it.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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we can make him cleaner! tidier than he was before!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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oh lol to this convo.I've changed quite a bit since I got Irish to fuck off.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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I remember my first visit to your flat.You blamed your flatmates for the mess...for the three-day old takeaway on the coffee table, the chicken carcass in the kitchen, the piles of newspapers...
Then I went into your room and discovered I could not walk across it as every piece of carpet was covered with something, including that old, broken TV.
I became suspicious.
Now a new dawn is breaking for Gonz. You will be a domestic goddess.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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Heh, I'm not saying the comunal areas wearn't me, but far from all of it, by quite a long shot.I've come a really long way since then though, and believe me, I was way way worst when I lived by myself; which I think was some sort of LOLMENTAL thing.
When Irish moved out and it was just me and SF, the place instantly improved by quite a long shot, so it can't have been all me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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HeeheeNo, I do understand a lot of it was him.
SF is pretty tidy though, so you three will be fine.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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Oh Christ, is London ready for this?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:14,
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Didn't think so!We buried Reg last night. It was very sad.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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He has a nice memorial rock though.And it's the same colour as he was.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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hwve you painted massive balls on it?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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I've had a bacon sandwichin violation of my diet, but it was delicious. I also now have episode one of season 6 of Supernatural to look forward to, and have found three dresses to sell on ebay.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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so if you're a size 10 womanyou should buy them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:00,
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I'm not a size ten.And I don't wear dresses so I'm not interested in them. Sorry.
Tell me more about the bacon sandwich. What bread and sauce did you have with it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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I had normal crusty white breadwith mayonnaise, fried onions and bacon.
That's the reason I'm not a size ten either
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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Mayo? With bacon?Is that some sort of sick joke?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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mayo with black pepperdelicious which cements my position of queen of the fatties
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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I might have a biscuit in a minute.A biccy with a nice cup of tea.
No mayo on it though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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that's because you're wrong(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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Would you put mayo on a chocolate hob-nob?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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So why are you selling clothes on e-bay?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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They're too small for meI'm not built to be a size 10
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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Never mind,I'm sure you'll find some people who will want them on e-bay.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:38,
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They're beautifuland two of them are new with tags (my mother is overly optimistic when it comes to buying me clothes)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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Can you not take them back to the shop for a refund?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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they were bought about a year agojust got round to it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:01,
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true trueYou don't watch Supernatural by chance?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Because I've just seenthe start of season 6
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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i would normally say yuckbut that one pret a manger used to do (not sure if they still do, it's been 12 years since I was in London) was amazing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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I've cleaned out my cupboards,got a bunch of stuff in bags to take to the charity shop, done stacks of study and watched Doctor Who. Great day.
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WHich Doctor Who poppet?How's you?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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third season, just finished the episode with angels in it.quite frightening really!!
I'm good ta. tucked up in bed after studying for the better part of today!
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Good choice.Lucky you, I've just got back home and no Rizla. Off to the shops. Goodbye.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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poppet this domestic bliss sequenceis really depressing me. No way could Dean be someone like that.
It really is
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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Hey maybe he could be - he was raised in the Life - he never knew any different.I think that had he not been raised like that, he would have been the best soccer dad.
Also, I'm totally jealous of Lisa. :(
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Lisa should be deadI don't think he would. He'd have found out sooner or later. Even in the djinn sequence with him as he was in the perfect life, once he saw something strange he had to go back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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I've been playing CIV5and really enjoying it. I don't suppose anyone around here has bought it?
In other news I went to a new sandwich shop by my flat and bought a lemon chicken baguette. What's annoying me about this place is it's exactly the pipe dream/idea that I wanted to run with for a business - find somewhere that doesn't have a sandwich shop for miles, and set up there.
But having neither the balls or the money, all I can do is watch this smug young entrepreneur rake in the cash. IT SHOULD BE ME!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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I want civ 5but for the moment and my computer spec, I'm sticking with civ 1. DU DU DUUUUUU BBAA BAAA BAAAAAAA...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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What's annoying me is your NAME is purple but I can't work out who you are.:(
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I like to get my name just familiar enough with everybodyand then change it.
I am the following: The Dirty Weeker, TDW and Finn McCool.
May have had another name as well.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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Still 20 laps to go.I'll be amazed if all the remaining cars finish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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No, 7 DNFs.I misread the way they're putting up the Ps.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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One more DNF needed.Come on Webber, you fucker.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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fuck you clendrix!I hope button explodes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:28,
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well if you dont mind button goingThen I hope massa explodes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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Who do we want to be the fastest car driver?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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anyone who is not in that red car at the front(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:36,
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So by my reckoning they just have time to finish if there aren't any more safety carsChances of Massa ploughing through Hulkemburg at some point soon to get him out of the way?
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i want schooey to make himself useful by taking alonso out on the lapping(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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Going by Schooey's driving of lateI wouldn't entirely put it past him.
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awAngry Lewis getting bullied by the big mean Aussie
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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11 laps to go!What are the chances of Alonso going off?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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what's going on ? Who won?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:47,
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watching now, had to go to shop quickly.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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Did you pretend you were in a racing car so you'd get there quicker?Did you run to the shop making 'vroom' noises.
Please say yes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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No I drove there at a moderate speedas there were kids in the park and I wanted a good look.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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hahahaDid you sell them any massive drugs?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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Nah just made em feel extra sexyI am about to smoke some massive drugs now I have Rizla.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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Run out of all Rizlabizarre I usually have a few packs in the weed drawer. I was stunned at my own uselessness.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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he is a really good driverWhy hasn't alonso had the decency to crash yet
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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So what was the final number of DNF's?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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haha i think someone eventually told him he was on fire(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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The fire was so funnyI don't even mind the extra DNF
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:01,
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Boo why didn't alonso catch fire
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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..... in my wardrobe?
Haha nothing more sinister than a German saying we will get them
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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You mention wardrobeI expect Bob to make some sort of 'closet' joke.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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Why didn't they all end up in one massive pilewhile Barrichello sailed past and won?
Eh?
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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haha maclaren suspension made of chopsticks shocker(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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id love alonso to be missing from the podiumTo reappear hanging from the flag pole whilst the red bull drivers try to look innocent
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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Because someone had lamped him one with a tyre iron.(
thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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Or for the stewards to disqualify him after the race for being a nob'ead?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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My BFF!I missed you so much I started a thread about you on Friday.
Or maybe Thursday.
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thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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I think I have seen/spoken/gazzed/texted you every day for three weeks.(
thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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I knew I wasn't just seeing things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:26,
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crazy gonzI've sent you a text and you're ignoring me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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Oh whoops, didn't hear it go off, *replies*=)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:44,
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