I am going to destroy you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh. Must you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I'm afraid so.
I feel duty-bound to assist him, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Oh dear. Well, this isn't a very good start to my week, is it? Being destroyed barely halfway through Monday morning...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I liked it.
Screw these humourless fucks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's JUST WHAT THEY WANT, Chompy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

*sings 'King Contrary Man'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It's ok, at least you can recycle these
jokes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Destruction seems a little harsh.
Perhaps you could just box his ears?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

You're next.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I feel blessed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I feel Blessed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Why has no-one picked up on this?!
It turns out that as well as massive drugs, Monty also has a weakness for big-voiced Shakespearean actors with sufficient beardage for David Bellamy to relaunch his career in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I was going to make some sort of joke involving overenthusiastic vocalisations
but then I realised I was imagining Blessed at the moment of climax and I had to run off to the bogs for a crafty tug.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Damn you and your strikethorugh-proof confessions

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

the bogs a primary school
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Well played
Now I look stoopid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)