If I remember I was his hero, not sidekick you prick
I can see you being found out quite quickly once you start noncing up the kids, thank god
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think "Bert Monkeysex's Hero"
is something I'd want on my tombstone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Meh, he was entertaining, albeit crossing the line somewhat
He's the Ding/Bou of QOTW, as opposed to dull background noiser. I'll take it as a compliment.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'd prefer to be his hero than his sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

She fucking loved it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

quick quick call him a paedo as he want's to teach
*slow clap* for a slow bastard.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Free and easy access to underage kids, that's what draws the likes of you in
You even look like a rapist, oh Bobby
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

How can someone look like a rapist?
I have long hair and a beard, pretty sure I'm not the only one in that bracket on here. Get an interesting insult or do one. At least Bert was intelligent.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's the creepy sexual intent in your eyes Bobby
You can pass every crb in the world, but you still shouldn't be allowed anywhere near kids
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

As irritating as Bert was he at least made an effort.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I have long hair and a beard
no one calls me a paedophile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*high fives*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

anal beards don't count

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I dunno he looks like a mountain child rapist
Only emerging from the woods to satisfy his sexual needs
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)