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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You miss out on the looking after some guy you've just met
because he's to drunk to stand.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I'm always the guy who looks after the random
Because I'm too nice.
Of course, if they're a bloke or a minger, then I don't bother. Goes without saying.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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looks after the random ends up cleaning someone else's sick off their shoes
/voice of bitter experience
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:04,
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I managed to do a Matrix-style* dodge backwards
To avoid puke in that situation.
*May have looked more like I was suddenly punch in the gut by Patrick Swayze's ghost*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05,
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I have a sad history of going for the catch rather than the dodge.
All too often the vomiting mong has been in my house.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07,
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This is useful info
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12,
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I'm going to have to cone off your parking space.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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Sadtimes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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I'll "cone off" your "parking space"
ifyouknowwhatimean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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It's nice* to know that you're equal-opportunity rapey.
*terrifying
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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You're not my type.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11,
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