And people who use "done" instead of "did"
I done a trip to the shops
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

However without that
you couldn't have the finest 'knock, knock' joke ever:

'Knock, knock'
'Who's there?'
'Idunnup'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

'I did a trip to the shops' isn't much fucking better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Ok fine!
I done an exam.

me fail English? That's unpossible!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

you are Ralph Wiggum
AICMFP
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Well done you got the crazy obscure reference

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well done you're still a massive cunt!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That's no better.
One 'sits' an exam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

How about
I done a shit through your letterbox
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Nope.
One 'takes' a shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yes, on the Queen's corgis.
What sort of example is that to set for your child?
(Cave Duck, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

people in my office who should really know better have dreadful speech habits
such as saying "it's broke" instead of "broken" and things like "I were sat down". It might just be a northern thing though. Peasants. One of the girls here says "everythink" which is annoying, but again I think it's the accent rather than an actual belief that the word is everythink.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)