the incorrect use of the word "momentarily" makes me mental
far more than any other similar thing

Twat: "I will be with you momentarily"
Me: "I think it might take longer than that"
Twat: "wha?"
Me: *kills with mattock*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why would someone say that rather than "I'll be with you in a moment"
WHY VIPROS! WHY!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

if I knew
there would be a lot fewer mutilated corpses littering the Devon countryside.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I thought I was alone in my use of the mattock for such purposes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

common heritage
much as I like swords, I'm better with a two-handed bludgeoning weapon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)