My irish friend
types in dialect... I'll give you some examples from her Facebook:

'i am gny have fun wie this.. :)'

'aye u were invited to my house warmin..:D!aye am lookin forward d seein every1 lik..wat u mean doin the work?u never did n e..u sat there wie a blank page lol'

As much as she's one of my closest friends, it's enough she speaks like that let alone types with as wie, to as d, yes as aye and gny as going to!
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I see your annoying facebook friend
and raise you my annoying facebook chav 'friend':

"had a brilliant nite, wont be wearin high heels again lol covered in blisters this week gonna be start of new beginning this week, gonna loose lots of weight when i join slimmin world wednesday!!! :) xxxx"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I see your chav friend and raise you;
A chav friend with two kids and a fiancé in prison;

'Fuck everything the only fing im consentrating on now is me, my fiancay and are too beutiful children! ♥ Stu, Chloe & Jesse ♥ MyLIFE!'
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

This can amuse you for a few minutes
youropenbook.org/?q=beutiful+children&gender=any
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I saw a woman who'd named her daughter Rasheal
Then saw she'd misspelled "oh dear me" as "oh deer meat"

WHAAAAAAAT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I fold
well played.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

That is fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Are you bert?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

BERT?!
What would give you that idea :|
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've not seen you before
so basically you're either bert or... nope that's it you're bert.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

aha!
your sig appears to be another clue.

*puts on deerstalker*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

oh my
I lurch in the QOTW posting occasionally. Though I am fully aware of Bert through trawling OT!
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

He fucked his sister.
edit: it's still funny to say it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

As I said.. fully aware (unfortunately)
So is he gone for good?

Thanks for making me feel so welcome :P
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I fucking hope so.
You'll do fine on here as long as you aren't Bert.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I can assure you;
If I was Bert; I'd have killed myself by now.
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

it really is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I concur.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Surely he'd have a better alias?
I get the feeling im digging my own grave.
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)