I shit you not, I honestly heard the following (not word for word) once on the phone, as we get a load of greek/turkish mama SLASH ru' boys.
Reeeah' muhn, I swarez dat be bare jokes, skets all up in my yard and ting messin' wid me shit like iz some proppa batty boy, yahgetsme? *ring ring* "Yeah', yeah', I said I'm going out tonight. I don't care if you've made some lonza*, Steve and I are going down [local club]. I don't know what time I'll be home ! Just keep it in the fridge and I'll microwave it ! Ok, ok, oooo-KAY, I'll love you, bye bye, no no, I won't be home 'till late. Ok, bye bye, love you *hang up* Rah' muhn, ma' be bare hassles always up in my shit like I ain't a man. Can I crotch 'round your yard before we dash? Safe bruv'.

* A greek ham like dish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)