I can't.
They are evil when sober, so twice as bad when drunk. So don't be so full of bravado- just accept they are the major species...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

evil?
outrageous right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

he meant to write charming
I'm certain he did
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

and beauteous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

absolutely
he knows the punishment if not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

death following castration by flaming rusty cheesewire?
it was something monty suggested earlier, i thought it had a certin ring toi t.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

You took the words from my mouth
what a lovely turn of phrase
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

i added the flaming
but the rest was all monty's lyricisim. falstaff was very taken with it, threadented to change his name by deedpol and everything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:09, Reply)

it's beautiful
also I think you'd appreciate my new boots :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

ohhhhhhhhh
you have new boots? are they grey? tell me all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I love ebay
knee high black, with tortoiseshell heels + matching bag. Can link
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:18, Reply)

yes link i need to see!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:19, Reply)

I was selling a couple of dresses, so I reckoned I might as well buy them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:21, Reply)

those are lovely
nice with jeans/trousers/denim skirt/black tights and miniskirt... i LOVE stuart weitzman, at the last count i had 11 pairs of his shoes. ridiculous but so so so good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:22, Reply)

His shoes are lovely
and versatile. I'm wearing those with a silk shirt dress type thing to a wedding. Which apparantly is not the done thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:27, Reply)

it will be
once people see you in those!!

i approve.

okey i am heaving my drunken arse off to bed speak soon x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:30, Reply)

sleep well!
Hope you get up on time x
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:31, Reply)

she'll have a sore head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:39, Reply)