RACHEL IS DRUNK
Discuss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:10, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nobody
will be so mean as to comment. i am always right.

in future please confine your meannness to gaz and/ or everyone else !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

always right about being drunk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

nothing wrong with being drunk
I may be a wee bit tipsy myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

aha
now plumdozer is faced with 2 drunk girls and the tables have turned! oh yes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

I can easily handle two drunk birds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I think you're a mite over-optimistic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

now now now everyone is allowed a fantasy
and plumdozer is lovely so he can have his!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

You sweetheart
And I can confirm 100% that I can handle 2 drunk birds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Depends on level of drink really

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

thing is
you're actually quite a total gentleman, so you probably would indeed make sure we both got home safe and sound and unmessed with!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Yeah, unmessed with until I got you home

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

that's not so very gentlemanly now is it?
maybe i retract that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

No, you were right about the gentleman thing
I wear cufflinks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

i knew it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Cufflinks maketh the man
I was wearing a shirt today where the stripes on the collar line up with the stripes on the body.

Now that is quality.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

ah but
what colour were the stripee?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)

red white and blue candy striped

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I can't.
They are evil when sober, so twice as bad when drunk. So don't be so full of bravado- just accept they are the major species...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

evil?
outrageous right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

he meant to write charming
I'm certain he did
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

and beauteous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

absolutely
he knows the punishment if not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

death following castration by flaming rusty cheesewire?
it was something monty suggested earlier, i thought it had a certin ring toi t.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

You took the words from my mouth
what a lovely turn of phrase
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

i added the flaming
but the rest was all monty's lyricisim. falstaff was very taken with it, threadented to change his name by deedpol and everything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:09, Reply)

it's beautiful
also I think you'd appreciate my new boots :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

ohhhhhhhhh
you have new boots? are they grey? tell me all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I love ebay
knee high black, with tortoiseshell heels + matching bag. Can link
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:18, Reply)

yes link i need to see!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:19, Reply)

I was selling a couple of dresses, so I reckoned I might as well buy them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:21, Reply)

those are lovely
nice with jeans/trousers/denim skirt/black tights and miniskirt... i LOVE stuart weitzman, at the last count i had 11 pairs of his shoes. ridiculous but so so so good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:22, Reply)

His shoes are lovely
and versatile. I'm wearing those with a silk shirt dress type thing to a wedding. Which apparantly is not the done thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:27, Reply)

it will be
once people see you in those!!

i approve.

okey i am heaving my drunken arse off to bed speak soon x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:30, Reply)

sleep well!
Hope you get up on time x
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:31, Reply)

she'll have a sore head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:39, Reply)

She's a massive alchy
I'll leave you to deal with her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

charming!!!
if accurate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

nothing wrong with enjoying a few drinks every now and then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:25, Reply)

PRE-cisely!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:29, Reply)