I've got that to look forward to next week
And I will want to kill every last one of them.

I think I may have some of my homebrew left in a cupboard somewhere...and Freshers will drink just about anything, won't they?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can I come with you?
I don't like students.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Unless they're 19 years old with perfect, hairless arses, of course.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's beside the point
so long as they've done their GCSEs I'm ok.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

*winks*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What about the girls?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I don't know, we're not allowed girls at my university

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hard to bear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

(c) Bernard Bresslaw 1962


'But Sid....'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

*likes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Just put it in a Jaegermeister bottle
You might even be able to sell shots of it, then.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I can envision the cunts now
Laughing through their buck teeth, fashion glasses and coiffured hairstyles that "God, I'm so drunk, I've had, like four shots of that stuff *horse noises*"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yep
*loads shotgun*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*hands bandolier*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*Trigger fingers*
OOPS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I get the sense you may have actually seen this in real life...

(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
even before I finished my degree. Mainly for these reasons.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
before I finished secondary school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
Before I punched my way out of my mother's womb.
The doctors had to write it up as 'Cesarean', because 'Fucking awesome' wasn't an option in the NHS database back in the day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)