Red Dwarf jumped the fucking shark
two nanoseconds into the opening credits in episode one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I agree Monty
let's together belittle others for their enjoyment of it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

It's 'Simpsons Tie', and 'Iron Maiden'
made by and for the Colin Hunts in IT, for them to watch in moments when they're not cracking one off over Terry 'now where did I put that stupid hat, I just can't seem to remember anything these days' Prat-shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Who also spend time trying to learn Klingon, spread conspiracy theories, and ironing their Winnie the Pooh socks.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

ironing wanking into
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

No mummy told them off about their "emissions" so they have to do that in the bath once a week

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Oh, man
fucking agreeing with Monty, here. I feel wronger than a wrong thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It makes you feel all cold and scared inside doesn't it?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I'm rocking in the corner and crying right now
which, as I'm running a second year tutorial, is A BAD THING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You are a grumpy old stubborn arse.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

a grumpy old stubborn arse SO RIGHT Monty.

Repeatedly saying 'smeg' in place of actual wit is fucking pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

no, but, see.
If you constantly make jokes about curry and lager causing bottom problems as well, that turns it into bleeding-edge comedy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

*takes notes*
If only Peter Cook had known this. And Oscar Wilde.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Best Peter Cook story
was about Elizabeth Taylor when she was at her largest and had said in the press that her weight was due to her glands.

Apparently Cook said "yep, her glands wait until she's in her hotel room on her own, then jump up, order 8 chocolate eclairs on room service and cram them down her neck when nobody's looking"

(needs to be said in Cook's distinctive tone for full effect)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

He is my ultimate hero of wit.
Compared to him the likes of cocaine rapist Charles are but grains of sand in a desert of mediocrity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Cook discovered Dudley More shagging a young woman in his dressing room when he should be getting ready to go on stage.

Cook: "If you *do* decide to come on stage, Dudley, make sure you take her off your penis first".
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You see THAT is funny.
'Smegging smeggy smeg' is not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

oh yeah, of course. Thanks for being the final word on everything Monty
I'm so happy that you are here to correct me on what I like and don't like. Do you not think your inability to appreciate someone elses opinion might be a hindrance? Cause sometimes you can be a right mong for someone who harps on about right all the time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)