You haven't even met this lot!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm right though, am I not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not too sure, I don't watch Skins
But I don't think we're "cool" and "indie" enough. You should see some of my other friends. One has a stag's head and a running horse tattoo'd onto his arm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Do you think I watch it?
I am just dimly aware of it as being a 'youth' programme and as such referenced it in a self-mocking 'I am old' way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Besides, most of them are too straight-laced to do drugs.
And then there are a couple, heaven forfend, who think it's COOL and bang on about it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I will gladly sleep with all of them
apart from the blokes.

Maybe we could make one of our films about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not even pretty, girly, Josh?
Remember, I tried to set you up with FHSP. AND YOU SAID NO BECAUSE SHE WAS ONLY 19.

Edit: and you had self respect
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Well, she is a third of his age...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I could have fathered her at 17. I'm fucking depressed now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Cheer up bbz.
What do you have planned for Thursday? Anything nice?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Fuck all.
Work. Cry. That sort of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm still not buying you that cognac, you know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I know you are really.
You trickster, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Youngest I've ever been with was 3 1/2 years younger than me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

That's because you're about 9, you little cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm one of the youngest here, this never fails to amuse me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

-taps foot, shakes head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Tee hee
Well, I've got you, Applebite, Amberl and Poppet younger than me, so it's not all bad!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

You're all cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, yes we are
But don't forget, you're not the oldest here!

I think that's Roota
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd have fathered her at 11
and rather than feeling miserable about it, I'm pretty sure that would've made me some kind of hero.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'd have been 3

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

he has a stag's head?
That must make it difficult to buy hats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You mean they're
highly sexed, barely dressed jail bait?
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Frankly yes I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Sounds like every bash I've ever been to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Fuck me I've been going to the wrong ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Told you to come to the Todmorden one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I thought it was a trap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It was
But you'd have enjoyed it anyway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Well then
I don't really see where the problem is.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)